Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Public Pervert]

Naruto gasped " DUDE! You knew I liked Itachi, you dumb-s**t!" he growled, slapping Sasuke across the face  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

and then Sakura woke up to find that the kiss had been a terrible terrible dream she then started crying and realized Sasduke would never betray her like that.

meanwhile Ino was like "Just face it MY panties are better than YOURS!!"  

[Syndactyly]

Yondaime bit his lip. "Oh... fine! I guess they are!"

Meanwhile Sasuke was plotting evil against his brother...
"Nyeh. Yes... I shall destroy him by the most utterly horrible means... nyeah." He drooled a bit.  

[pinoyidol2006]

And Itachi appeared and tried to "bond" with sasuke, which wasn't a good idea because  

[Syndactyly]

Sasuke clearly had issues.
He was a little busy masturbating to Naruto's photo when Itachi came in, so naturally he was pissed.  

[pinoyidol2006]

Because Itatchi saw the whole thing and took a picture of him. Sasuke was so shocked that ran wearing only a towel throughout Konoha and people saw him including....  

[Calm_b4_th_storm]

Lee who thought that Sasuke looked even hotter with no clothes. So lee  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

started practising taijutsu and then. ...  

[enjay babe]

walked over to Sasuke, flexing his muscles.
"Check that out, eh?" he said, and he winked at Sasuke.
Sasuke, bewildered, said...  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

Moron he then went to find his team so they could go on a mission to. . .  

[Reso Miso Soup]

as he walked he noticed Ino standing in an alley... curious, he approached her...  

[Syndactyly]

Ino screamed. "It's not what it looks like!"
Confused, Sasuke pulled his towel up a little. "What does it look like?"
Ino blushed noticing Sasuke's neat little toga. She stuttered, "N...nothing" and ran away quietly.
Sasuke then got really sad and decided he'd head to Orochimaru's emo farm. :[  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

but the farm was closed. . .  

[Calm_b4_th_storm]

so Sasuke ran all the way to  

[pinoyidol2006]

Konoha to get a date with Naruto.

Apparently, Orochimaru thought Sasuke was retarded, so he closed the farm.

Meanwhile, Sakura was silently watching Sasuke run naked throughout the country, and fainted on the spot. Lee saw his chance so he...