Crix Madine Facts

[FrozenPhoenix32]

A little known fact is that Crix Madine was Princess Leia's bikini.  

[Darkened Angel]

And also her undies.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

And the duct tape on her boobs.  

[Missing00]

Crix Madine is not actually dead, he's just waiting for the right opportunity to come back.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine is Master Chief.  

[Darkened Angel]

And the real reason one of them survived was not because the rest were killed. The truth is, they all agreed that more than 1 per universe would be too much awesome for it to handle, so they all went into seperate parallel dimensions.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine doesn't kill, he makes people sleep...forever.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine was used in a line of toilet paper. It didn't do well because it wouldn't take s**t from anyone.  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine's excretions form the power source of the Death Stars.  

[Darkened Angel]

Many people claim that after an intense workout, Crix Madine sweats bullets. This is false. He really sweats super concentrated energy that is infinitely times more powerful than a blast from the Death Star.  

[Darkened Angel]

A new class of spaceship has been discovered to be used by the Madine, the one-person organization that is not part of either the NR or Imp Remnant.

Stats:

Shields: Don't need 'em.
Weapons: Don't need 'em.
Hull: Impenetrable
Speed: Able to travel anywhere in a nanosecond.

Description: Crix Madine flying around roundhouse kick 1st through space. Simply by ramming into things to destroy them, the Madine requires no defensive or offesive systems. Able to travel in an instant to any location on top of that, there is no being, ship, or universe, the Madine can't dominate with any amount of difficulty.

Personal experiences with the Madine: None. Nobody has survived long enough to even make a sighting.  

[Darkened Angel]

The universe goes dark as all the suns and stars simply can't bear to look upon to the true face of ultimate Force power. No lightsaber nor Force ability can defeat this super being. No amount of Death Star blasts can even singe a hair on him. This ultimate being of power calls himself Darth Madine.  

[NickCpointless]

the borg tried to assimlate Crix Madine



they failed  

[Zeke Ren]

Crix Madine invented midiclorians,he then realized this was the second worst mistake ever and round house kicked himself in the face.This,contrary to popular belief,is actually what cause the fall of The Infinite Empire.

-By The_Domo_Ninja  

[Missing00]

Only three things in the universe can withstand the sting of a lightsaber, an electrified rod, another lightsaber, and Crix Madine.