Things we've learned from watching Naruto.

[ChibiAngelwolf]

your teacher can be late if they want to.

a guy using Sexy no Jutsu can make a guy get an extreme nose bleed.

no matter how old a guy gets they still peek in on girls ages 15 - 30

Japanese is fun

dreaming of becoming a leader of ur country is what most possessed, relatives do.  

[Remembrancer Hex]

breakfast is important


not brushing you're teeth or washing your face is 'nasty'


SOme teachers are cool


everyone feels the same in their own lil way (i.e. lonliness) just at diff levels


THere's always someone who has it harder than you blaugh so smile  

[Demon of Cute]

ChibiAngelwolf

Japanese is fun

Japanese is NOT fun scream They have FAAAAAAR too many constanent clusters and that makes the words very difficult to say xp  

[zero_brain]

betraying people is easy once you have their trust.

people with blank eyes are from the huyyga clan.

if there is dramatic music in the background everything will be ok.

ninja arnt just those, hide in the dark, wear all black, im so sneaky people

never pick on the loser (he might have a demon inside him)

and ramen is GOOOOOOOD!!! biggrin  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

some teachers don't hide their pervertedness

don't mistake teachers of their "bad concentration" as a weakness, you might find yourself flying in the air from a 1000years of pain no jutsu.

Teachers wear layers of clothes..

sometimes birds can talk (Episode 101 the bird talked "Worst Episode Ever..Ever...ever...")

Bird mail is trustable, unlike snail mail!  

[HappyOrangeSlice]

when you have memorized the theme songs *singing ROCKs as he types*  

[whit3amuka]

i learned that naruto is really cool xp  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

bright orange makes you noticeable

snakes can be replacement tongues..  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Only cause the person is old doesn't mean they can't fight like a young person

Having a monster in you almost makes you immortal.

Bloodlines use up a lot of chakra.  

[Kerubim Crepin]

Temari is hot xd  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Ninjas go to school from 5 to about 12 years old.  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

If the loser boy and the attractive guy kiss "on accident" you set your brain to the "Destroy the Loser" mode.

Using a jutsu that makes you naked (to the opposite sex of the teacher) makes the teacher have a big nose bleed.

Weird clones make you fail.

Never trust anyone who tells you to go to the highest rank person's house/work place (like principle...hokage...president..etc.) and to get a speific item.  

[xAmaya-Renx]

(Rubbing head)

you cannot form a seal and expect to walk up a tree without your hands and think that there is chakra at the bottom of your feet.  

[Zhaitan]

Not sure if anyone has said this but watching and reading Naruto I have picked up on one valuable thing.

It inspires you to take your dream and make it become reality. They are all working harder and harder to accomplish that.

When I look at that, it makes me think about my dream and where I am not now.  

[Sakata]

...never drink expired milk.
...never perch precariously upon your rival's desk, unless you're -wanting- an accident to happen.
...never underestimate the lazy ones.
...or the loudmothed ones either.
...the best traps are always the most obvious.
...when love is involved, girls will always kick your a**.
...stamina is a wonderous thing.
...no matter how bad a** you think your moves are, there will always be someone who has a move to trump yours or better it.
...dirty old men never get slapped with lewd behavior charges.
...kids should get sharp pointy objects as gifts.
...real education should be ignored in favor of learning how to kill people.
...animals have the capability to talk or communicate intelligently.
...the interdimentional pocket does exsist and can now hold human beings as well as gargantuan creatures.
...pill-popping is a good thing.
...unless it's a war, climatic fights will always take place far away from civilians and private property.
...a ninja can be put through a blender and still survive because he's the title character.