•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓝ u r s e ' s . Ⓞ f f i c e 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h i n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle had fainted from his wink, her last words being;•❝Oh Sebastian ❤❞•she blushed, as Maylene sighed gently;•❝I can die happy ❤ ... She says❞•Maylene mimicked, looking at Sebastian who was rather strong in her eyes, but she knew one day this man could actually be her brother-in-law, and that worried her. It worried her deeply...
The trio appeared in the room in question, where Oichi slumped, having fallen asleep again. "Is she all right?""She is tired, leave her be." Nobunaga responded as Shadow Hands shifted Oichi into a reclined sitting position, where she seemed to be completely relaxed. Ranmaru returned to his candy, sitting on the floor next to her while Nobunaga crossed his arms, blade and gun disappearing into hyperspace.
Grell blinked, then yelled something about not being ready, frowning, pointed teeth showing in his frown. The next second he was gone. Sebastian held Lady Maylene so that she straddled his side, and he turned to Lady Annabelle. "My ladies, shall I get you (plural) ready for the party?"
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@everyone: I am SOOOO SORRYY!!! christmas, and and finals and and LOTS of STUFF happened. gomenasai-desu... ;w;
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:09 am
•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓝ u r s e ' s . Ⓞ f f i c e 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h i n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle had almost fainted at Sebastian's question, of course she was going. Maylene just sighed as they both spoke;•❝Yes❞•in response to his question. Annabelle dusted herself, allowing herself to be escorted to get dressed. Annabelle had begun looking at dresses;•❝IWhich to wear? Whatever impresses Sebastian ❤❞•Annabelle sighed, love filling her lungs. Sebastian was gay, which made Annabelle want him more. She could always dress up like a male, that would make things easier.. She hoped.
Sebastian sits Lady Maylene down gently in a chair. "Hmm..." Sebastian smirks, reading Lady Annabelle's thought. "My Lady, I have prepared something for you. I think you will look stunning in it. I have one for you as well, Lady Maylene." Sebastian walks to a chest that had not been there when the party had left the dorm that morning and opened it. There, he pulls out absolutely stunning full-length sapphire dress and ruby dress, then he lays them on Lady Annabelle's bed. He bows, then showcases the two dresses, pointing out all the great points in each one. "My ladies, -blah blah blah blah etc- The ruby dress is Lady Maylene's, and the sapphire dress is Lady Annabelle's."
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@The Ladies:if you don't like the my color choices, just ooc it and i'll change it. also act like the color is the color you want. C:
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:20 pm
•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓝ u r s e ' s . Ⓞ f f i c e 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h i n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle screamed, she gave Sebastian a big kiss as her blush spread as the perfection of the dress increased, it was a beautiful sapphire blue. Malyene had got the ugly dress, although Maylene just sighed, putting the dress on while Annabelle shrieked in happiness•❝It's perfect!❞•Annabelle had screamed. She paused for a moment, Annabelle didn't know what she wanted to become, she would soon graduate from this place, thinking back Annabelle wanted to be a battle magic teacher. She did not realize she would soon become this, oh so very soon. And in the future, she did not realize she may part from Sebastian, possibly. One day. Some time. Anabelle blinked;•❝Sebastian you are perfect ❤❞•she cried, blushing, wishing she was male so she could have Sebastian all to her self. Annabelle wanted his love. Annabelle wanted all of Sebastian. All of him. Annabelle twirled around in the dress, remembering that Sebastian would take her to the party. Maylene remembered that Ranmaru would be there and this made her wonder if she should go. Maylene didn't like Ranmaru that much, sadly. Maylene shrunk, a small tear appearing on the end of her eye, but nobody in question seemed to have noticed it so, maybe just Sebastian.
Sebastian's skin crawled, but he maintained his posture. "M-My Lady...." Sebastian's eyebrow twitched. He placed his hand over his heart and bowed. "I am glad that you enjoy your dress, My Lady~" Sebastian turned to Lady Maylene and saw a tear slip from her eye. He started, quite startled. My Lady! What is the matter? Is the color not to your liking? I have extra dresses, My Lady, if you would like a different dress." Worry showed clearly on Sebastian's face.
Grell ran to his dorm, and started throwing things out of his closet until found the dress he wanted. He pulled it out out and quickly got into it. Grell then sifted through the mess he made and found some garments which he put on quickly before he made his way to the bathroom, where he promptly put his make-up on and put on his rose-headpiece. As he left, he grabbed replaced his chainsaw for a rose-adorned pipe and slipped his favorite red heels on before finally leaving his trashed dorm and heading towards the party room.
(ѺѺ☾: ) Please view this for Grell's dress~
@The Ladies:if you don't like the my color choices, just ooc it and i'll change it. also act like the color is the color you want. C:
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:18 pm
•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓝ u r s e ' s . Ⓞ f f i c e 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h i n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle and Maylene exchanged glances, they both knew exactly what they were going to say. They breathed, each voice echoing each other•❝It's perfect!❞•Annabelle and Maylene screamed, tears coming out of happiness, although Annabelle couldn't hide her love anymore. She jumped on top of Sebastian, head first as she dived right in•❝Sebastian ❤❞•she smiled, kissing him on the cheek as she laid blissfully on top, dominating the man, clearly. Annabelle giggled as she watched Sebastian react.
Sebastian blinked in confusion, "M-My Lady....?" He winced as his ears were assaulted by screaming, his eyebrow twitched. He placed his hands over his ears, then realized what he was doing, and quickly removed them, only to be pounced on. Sebastian's entire body tensed; he almost hurled when he felt the gross sensation of female chest being rubbed against him. Instead of hurling, however, he squirmed from under the females and managed to escape from their grasp. He retreated to the door, with a cold glare on his face. "My Ladies....", he started. "Please, restrain from unnecessary touching!" His face remained the same; his eyes glowed, and a feather fell from his hair. Then he sighed, and cleared his face of emotion and continued. "My Ladies, we must be going. We will be late for the party."
Grell finally arrived at the room, only to find it void of action and excitement. He pouted and looked around, only to see "Mr. Hunk". Grell's eyes sparkled and his face turned a bright shade of pink, and the temperature around Grell grew at least 10 degrees hotter as he stood there, forgetting to move from the door.
(ѺѺ☾: ) Please view this for Grell's dress~
so....is there something I missed? I am so so so very confused, with this mention of magic teacher, and the mention of ugly dress, and what the hell happened to Maylene??
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:48 am
Oichi sighed, and the Shadow Hands wrapped around her before helping her stand. Her pink and black outfit had changed, looking almost like stained glass now. Sighing again, she opened her eyes. Looking around, she saw Red in a dress and giggled. Both Ranmaru and Nobunaga looked in her direction, the to where she looked. Ranmaru's face registered repulsion, Nobunaga's scowl merely deepened as Shadow Hands grabbed Grell by the toenails and flipped him over, drifting up to the ceiling, away from the door.
((Where is Toki? Link the image, it is not sharing. Also, Oichi's alternate outfit:
•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓝ u r s e ' s . Ⓞ f f i c e 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h i n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle and Maylene had escorted themselves to the party after dressing themselves, bright sapphire and raging ruby. Maylene nodded, looking at the guests;•❝It's pretty dead here❞•Annabelle frowned, remembering Sebastian, he was dressed smartly. Although, Sebastian was always dressed smartly;•❝Sebastian ❤❞•Annabelle had smiled, stroking her hair as she played with gently, she had already begun giggling. Annabelle had already noticed Ranamaru, Mayelene sighed, she really didn't like him. Especially seeing as he was almost twice her age.
Sebastian blinked. He had expected a party, not a dead atmosphere and a yelling homosexual hanging by his toenails from the ceiling. His eyebrow twitched. "e-eh. . . ?" Sebastian felt Young Lady Maylene's unease, and examined Ranmaru with his eyes, and registered him as a possible threat, but he quickly changed his attitude to party-mode. He walked to a closet and pulled out a tall dresser like thing, complete with chains. "Ladies and gentlemen, shall we start this party with a magic trick (or two)?" he started. He bowed to the small crowd, then raised his-self again and met the eyes of everyone. Except Grell, whose eyes were shut as he swung around apparently trying to get down. "Would someone like to assist me in this trick?" Sebastian's gaze pointed to Nabu (can't remember his whole name), and said, ( How about you?" lf, standing in the dresser like thing.
Grell was suddenly hanging upside down, and he was desperately trying to keep his pretty pretty dress from showing anything. "ᴇ-ᴇʜ?!?ᴘᴜᴛᴍᴇᴅᴏᴡɴᴘᴜᴛᴍᴇᴅᴏᴡɴᴘᴜᴛᴍᴇᴅᴏᴡɴ~!!" Grell wiggled around trying to find a way down, but only found himself swaying back and forth like a pendulum. Grell's face was tomato-red.
(ѺѺ☾: ) Please view this for Grell's dress~ (should be fixed now...)
so....is there something I missed? I am so so so very confused, with this mention of magic teacher, and the mention of ugly dress, and what the hell happened to Maylene??
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
Oichi giggled again, and Shadow Hands started pulling at the redhead's dress, not caring if it tore. Ranmaru saw Maylene and turned red. He'd said the wrong thing before, how could he put it right? And she did look pretty...he stared at her, not realizing that his face bore the embarrassed blush of a person who did not know what to say or do. Nobunaga crossed his arms. "No." was all he said, gazing at the new arrivals, and Ranmaru.
((No it did not. Still showing the zerochan 'share links provided instead' icon. Try the url function? Pfft, Ranmaru-Maylene awkwardness. Edit: he is GAAAAAAAAAY. xd))
Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm
Sᴇʙᴀsᴛɪᴀɴ Mɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟɪs
Sebastian, irritated, pushed the dresser thing to one side of the wall, annoyed because his one and only friend, Agni, wasn't there to help him show off. He was upset, and Grell's hollering didn't help him feel better. However.... Sebastian walked over to the upside down ginger and smirked, his red eyes glowing. "Nobunaga, I have an idea for a game I think we will all enjoy...Oichi, will you please hang him against the wall, right-side up?" Sebastian backed up, and pulled out from the dresser-thing from earlier five sets of 20 darts (each).
(ѺѺ☾: ) Please view this for Grell's dress~ (should be fixed now...)
so....is there something I missed? I am so so so very confused, with this mention of magic teacher, and the mention of ugly dress, and what the hell happened to Maylene??
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
Oichi giggled yet again, this time the giggle deeper than the previous ones as another Shadow Hand grabbed Grell by his hair and they started spinning him. Nobunaga smirked slightly. "I know where to hit." he said, watching as the Shadow Hands picked up their speed, fast enough to have Grell's hair trailing him. Ranmaru picked up his bow and pulled out an arrow, looking down the sight. "Easy!" was all the kid said, already taking aim.
((You said that he is a punching bag...well, here goes.))
