Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[lurichan]

Becca likes to lick her cats.  

[Kitsoru]

<< ... >>
OK, KITTIES, WHAT'D YOU TELL HER!? scream
*koff*
luri is the head of an evil organization that wants to turn us all into seaslugs! eek  

[lurichan]

Becca thinks that those are cookies in the litter box.  

[Kitsoru]

gonk they looked so chocolatey!!!
...*koff*...
luri is Domo-kun's long lost relative domokun  

[lurichan]

Becca can see funny color trails every time she moves her hand.  

[Kitsoru]

*hides stash*
luri once killed a man with her PS2!! eek  

[lurichan]

Becca still watches reading rainbow and barney, and loves to sing along at every opportunity .  

[Kitsoru]

._. I miss reading rainbow... heart Levar Burton, aka Lt. Jordi LaForge xd <---- Trekkie
barney...not so much... stare

luri sells counterfeit toothpaste to foreign tourists!  

[lurichan]

Becca sniffs the aerosol that comes out of whip cream canisters.  

[Kitsoru]

luri stole all of my left shoes!! gonk  

[lurichan]

Becca ran away to join the circus, but got kicked out for being too hyper.  

[Kitsoru]

... ._.; that was a sad day...
Luri likes to wear 15 pairs of underwear at once!!  

[zz1000zz]

The girl above me is really my alter ego.

And she has no pants!  

[Kitsoru]

the girl above me is my mule!! biggrin
heehaww..  

[zz1000zz]

The girl above me stole all my gold!

P.S. I hate when something is ironic and funny, but impossible to explain. Curse you inside jokes!