most annoying questions(agian)

[DreamerSpirit]

I get some pretty annoying questions form time to time...

Q: What are you, some kind of slut?
(I got asked this by some girl in a mini-skirt with her bosom half-revealed by her low-cut shirt, whereas I never wear any skirts that are shorter than 1" above my knee, and I never reveal cleavage by my attire)

Q: Why do you talk so wierd?
MR: Well, I can't help but comment on how your manner of speech is rather simplistic and full of slang which will be full obsolete six years from now. Perhaps reading some of Shakespeare's or Marlowe's works will improve your speaking.

Q: Why do you read such wierd books? (I'm usally asked this by people who read very little other than tabloids)
MR: Why do you read such mindless and simplistic literature with no actual substance to it? *begins to quote from whatever book I happen to have with me*

Q: Why are you an anarchist?
MR: What the?? Where did you get such an absurd though from! I'm quite far from an anarchist, though I do agree that the current regime by which our country is governed is highly flawed and in need of drastic improvement.

Q: Why do you dress so wierd?
MR: Why do YOU dress in such an odd manner?

Q: Do you worship Marilyn Manson?
MR: Why muct you associte my musical tastes with the manner in which I dress. I personally dislike his musical style.

Q: OMG! You don't like Marilyn Manson? Poser!
MR: Since when are you the supreme overlord of sterotyping?

Q: Your boyfriend is such a pouser! He's hispanic, he can't be gothic!
MR: Since when has one's heritage and national origin dictated the manner in which they must act and dress?

Q: Will you sleep with me?
MR: Please, for all our sakes, drop that absurd idea that all gothic women are easy before I'm forced to chain you to my bed and castrate you with a wooden stake.

And the worst comment I've gotten is, 'Are you a murderer?'.
Of course... all murderers are firm pacifists who believe in veganism and non-violence.  

[XGambit]

After being sick for 3 consecutive days. "Didnt you hang yourself?" I find it really funny...cuz im not emo or goth or any stereotypical label..just quiet because pointless chatter is just that. If I like you, i'll talk. If your a sheep. Ill let you baa.  

[Athiel]

It's a shame there aren't too many dedicated, conservative Christians around here, I mean, I would give anything to get to answer the "have you accepted Jesus in your life?" from some elderly woman.

Just think of the fun you'd have!!  

[XGambit]

Im catholic just not hardcore.  

[Ashley_The_Loser]

Why do you even bother to come to church? Your going to hell anyway. Its not like YOU could be religious.

Nice. That was a few minutes ago at a church. This is why I dont like church.  

[o sunflower king]

Are you goth? (WHEN I WAS WEARING A MAROON 5 SHIRT!!)

Do you cut?

Why are you going to a Catholic school if you're goth? (I beleive in Jesus, TYVM!)

Do you worship Satan?

Why do you draw so much?  

[Toast Is Me]

People ask if I've killed any cats/neighbor kids yesterday...

...or if I drink their blood...

...despite being a vegetarian...

I also have alot of people who think I'm going to go colombine on day...

...as if they're worth the bullets...  

[Toast Is Me]

Ashley_The_Loser

Why do you even bother to come to church? Your going to hell anyway. Its not like YOU could be religious.

Nice. That was a few minutes ago at a church. This is why I dont like church.

You should change churches. That church is probibly spiritually dead if they you judge so fast, which is sad...  

[lola_siannodel]

These are questions I got today because I was wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress:

1) Is that a costume? (No. It's from Hot Topic)
2) Are you a hooker? (It's not exactly something you'd see a prostitute wear)
3) Are you a waitress or something? (Yeah, and I wear the uniform to school)
4) What are you wearing?! (Um....Clothes?)
5) Are you a stripper? (Yeah, 'cause people who strip really wear their outfits to school rolleyes Not to mantion that the outfit doesn't really show anything.)
6) Are you going to wear that outfit for Halloween? (No. Are you going to wear your outfit for Halloween?)  

[Toast Is Me]

DreamerSpirit

Q: OMG! You don't like Marilyn Manson? Poser!

Where as elitist Gother-Than-Thou's find it poseresque to LIKE Marilyn Manson.  

[.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.]

The Cookie Whore Pirate

Why do you draw so much?

The last time I drew in school it was of the seven ways I wish the Earth would be destroyed.

No one's ever asked me that.  

[grotesquekreeple]

i remember being asked if i found jesus and i replyed why yes on a pike in my backyard  

[lola_siannodel]

The Cookie Whore Pirate

Why do you draw so much?

I draw alot, and I have been picked on for it.  

[.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.]

Deadly little Mijo

I also have alot of people who think I'm going to go colombine on day...

...as if they're worth the bullets...

Here's a good story.

I was telling my aquantaince of my love for other people's pain and the like, and she told me I would grow up to be the next Columbine.

She wasn't kidding around.

And then she told me she wanted to be a CSI or a forensic scientist.


...and that she'd have fun hunting me down.

My my was that period fun.  

[lilyoftheflames]

lola_siannodel

The Cookie Whore Pirate

Why do you draw so much?

I draw alot, and I have been picked on for it.

I'm known as the weird quite cartoon drawing girl stare though I graduate tomorrow night, so good bye and good riddance to almost the whole school