What They Were Thinking

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Han: *Stares at Leia after she says she's Luke's sister*

Thought: Aw, sick! Slut! Whore! Jesus Christ! I wanted to tap that? Oh, god, They'll be born with sixteen toes! Oh, gag!  

[elvisnake]

C3P0: I am See Threepio, Human Cyborg Relations

Thougt: Robots can't think, dumbass. Why do yu think they call it ARTIFICIAL intelligence.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Luke sees the three ghosts at the end of Ep. VI.

Thought: I am so high.  

[ElladanKenet]

Ghost Obi Wan looks at Ghost Anakin.

Obi Wan- Bloody hell, now you're here too. Just when I thought I had enough of worrying about you. That business on Cato Neimoidia STILL doesn't count!

Anakin- Yeah, I hate you too, b*****d.  

[elvisnake]

Luke: I want to be a Jedi like my father before me...

Thought: I still am not sure about this whole jedi thing. I'm just saying that to make ben happy...  

[ElladanKenet]

Yoda- Size Matters Not.

(Inner Flasback)

(Worker- Sorry kid, but you're too short for this ride.)

(Lil' Yoda- crying )

Yoda- crying  

[Padme18]

ElladanKenet

Yoda- Size Matters Not.

(Inner Flasback)

(Worker- Sorry kid, but you're too short for this ride.)

(Lil' Yoda- crying )

Yoda- crying

There was a shirt like that at Star Wars weekends, lol.

Anikan: Your with him!

Thought: she better not be cheating on me  

[ElladanKenet]

Anakin- That's ten you owe me.

Obi-Wan- 9. That business on Cato Neimodia doesn't... doesn't count.

Anakin- Oh yeah? Did you tell her parents?

Obi-Wan- I swear, I didn't know she was underage!  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Vader: I want them alive!

Thought: Hey... Did that sound too scottish? Maybe a bit dutch..Oh, jeez.  

[ElladanKenet]

Force Ghost Luke- How the hell am I a ghost? I never learned it from Ben or that Qui Ness Jinn guy.

Force Ghost Anakin- Me too. George Lucas' explanation was that I was just so powerful, I could do it by default.

Force Ghost Ajunta Pall- Just like me, fufufufufu.....

Force Ghost Marka Ragnos- AND ME! RAWR!

F. G. Obi Wan- Hmm, this is strange. Apparantly, the Whills were neutral Force-users, and didn't give a damn about light or dark side.

F. G. Yoda- Right you are. There is The Force.  

[Takamura Kobayashi]

You Will Never Be A Man

In the Millennium Falcon, Where Luke and Han are talking about Leia
Luke: No.
Thought: But her and a guy like me, now that's a thought.

Unless You Are A Gentleman

 

[Derpzilla88]

Said: "Roger roger."
Thought: "You know, all i've really wanted to be was... was... a lumberjack!!!  

[Sayla-girl]

Said: Roger Roger

Thought: 1110100010101010100001011101010101010001010101001001010101010101010101010101010110010  

[Derpzilla88]

Said: At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi. At last we will have revenge.
Thought: Why didn't George give me more lines than this? I'm can do better than this. Where's my motivation?  

[Sol Walker]

Said: "Kid, I dont think you really want to be a Sith..."
Thought: Must.... resist.... urge.... to kill.... gullible.... youth....I could shank him right here in the alley, get the comlink, and none would be the wiser! No! I must resist the dark side! C'mon! shank him! He's gonna be a Sith anyway! No! I must give him a chance to redeem himself! Look at him! he's begging to be killed! and least a death by my hand would be quick and painless! No! I can not! It goes against the Jedi Code! Shank him now! ******** the code! I cant! He's gone too far! Finish him off! Never!!!
I like fish. Shut up you.