Five word story

[.x.[Toxic Kisses].x.]

so the man quickly ran  

[Cierrah]

out with his pants down  

[DragonStardust]

around his ankles. he slid  

[Algieba]

the door shut behind him  

[Atinobia]

quickly pulled up his pants  

[Algieba]

and hurried over to the  

[sailor Z]

now flaming and incredibly bulbous  

[my~pet~Nathaniel]

purple tulip. Nearby he noticed  

[my~pet~Nathaniel]

a stain on the floor

 

[BansheeinHades]

but it wasn't his because  

[Bluegenius]

there was a man next  

[BansheeinHades]

to the north pole with  

[DragonStardust]

Ice cream for everybody. He  

[red_twisted_dragon]

and bumped his head against  

[sailor Z]

an incredibly obese transvestite with