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 Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:01 pm
(whoa.. we look relatively similar eek )
Granted but now you're stuck permentenly in front of the stove
I wish I had a cookie
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:10 pm
Granted: You soon get a delicious cookie, but than as soon as you pick it up it crumbles. Well, I guess thats how the cookie crumbles.
I wish ppl would just stop bickering and start to love one another, instead of wallowing in their sorrows.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:44 pm
Okay, sure Granted. People start loving one another... and another... and another.... and another. Lust runs rampart and eventually, all the husbands find that that their wives have been cheating on them. And well, you know how us guys are. You're wish just created World War 3.
I wish they made more episodes of Will & Grace.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:18 am
 Granted, but in order to air these another, more popular show has to be canceled and you get lynched by a mob of angry fans.
I wish it would just rain until Friday morning, then stop.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:40 am
Granted, but it will not dry up into next friday.
I wish there was an easier way to get money.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:20 am
Oh, granted. Unfortunately, you get caught while robbing a bank. You shoot some people to get off, but get caught anyway and convicted for murder. At least you were rich... for some minutes.
I wish, my car hadn't broke down.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:41 pm
Your car magically gets repaired, you are so excited that you go on a long, wild drive. Eventually, you get into a car crash... and you're back where you started. eek
I wish my poster board project would complete itself.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:26 pm
Presto! It's done. You proudly walk into school with an awesome looking project. Just before it's your turn to present, another kid presents his, and it's exactly the same project. Now it's your turn. Have fun!
I wish my room would always stay clean.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:38 pm
Fine. Granted. You're room is always clean now. And do you know why? Because you were forced to move out. You've been evicted! And now you're homeless.... have fun with that.
I wish I was the best DDR player ever.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:19 am
(Don't know what that is but)You can now play so well that everyone was jealous and somebody shot you because they were so jealous, think of it like asking for your autograph.
I wish I'd stop coughing and my nose wasn't clogged.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:00 am
Granted: Your cough is gone and your nose is open, well except for the gallons of blood pouring from it and the burn in your throat.
I wish I hadnt slammed my fingers in the file cabby at work.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:18 pm
Granted: You didn't slam your fingers in the file cabinet; however...you did slam a more sensitive body part in there instead eek
I wish it was Thanksgiving blaugh
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:16 pm
Granted: Everyday is now Thanks Giving and turkeys started a rebelion and plot to dominate the world! eek
I wish I could rule Gaia with the turkeys and aliens.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:32 pm
Granted! But... The power goes to you're head and you try to take more control than the aliens and turkeys. This causes a revolution against you where the Turkeys team up with the aliens and they kill you. "Et tu Turke?"
I wish I had 12 fingers instead of ten.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:45 pm
Granted: You now have 12 fingers, but the new two didn't like the old ones and chopped them off.
I wish I could have a pet hippo.
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