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 Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:05 pm
I sliced her up because I thought she was an orange. Whoops. sweatdrop redface
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:10 pm
I broke up with him and he died of a heartbreak because I just dumped someone and I feel like dying. crying
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:15 pm
I divorced him because he uses the same font and color I always do. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:15 pm
eek
I didn't have to kill him, the cigarette did the job for me. pirate
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:22 pm
I cut his head off with his katana out of jealousy
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:21 am
I strangled him with his hair because I went insane and started killing cute guys.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:03 am
I took her pretty little bow and put it around her pretty little neck, because I couldn't stand to look at her pretty little face no more!
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:49 pm
I hung her in a barn because she used that whip of hers on me one too many times... twisted
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:16 am
I commanded the ghost on his head to consume his head because I did not like the way his sword rested against him
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:17 am
^^ I took his katana and ran him though because I'm still on my insanity-driven cute guy killing spree.
^ I removed their helmet and bashed their head in several times for swooshing me.
(Naw, I'm not really upset at being swooshed. That was the only thing I could come up with...)
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:21 am
My dead corpse comes back and eats here for bashing my skull in
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:40 am
decapaction quickly and simply, as that is the only way to properly kill a zombie
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:43 am
A huge sword fight ensued and he was slain by my superior weapon mastery. I then dismembered him cause I dont like furries.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:09 am
I shoved his tail up his a** and let him burn from the inside out because I felt like killing someone gratuitously.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:49 pm
I drown her in her soup because she killed people
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