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 Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:50 pm
wow, good thing i didn't see president bush caus this in the beginning.
You struck blind, def, and dumb...
all of your arms and legs also fell off.
you're mouth got tied shut.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:53 pm
At least I still have my hair.
Your arms were chewed off by an otter/ostrich thing.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:06 pm
maybe now I can become a cyborg, that would be cool.
You got gum in your hair and had to shave it all off
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:08 pm
Now I can actually fake being a boy by taping down my chest with duct tape.
Your bf/gf didn't take you back.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:21 pm
You can go find someone better
A hobo steals your wallet
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:27 pm
I just got it and it has nothing in it
all of the emos trample you. twisted
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:52 pm
Now I don't have an excuse to try to be nice to them.
Your mother dies in a freak fried okra accident.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:16 pm
Now at least mother dearest won't tell me what to do anymore crying
First, you get lit on fire, then you fall off a cliff, drowning in the river below.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:49 pm
well, i don't have to deal with hardships of life(bills, job, buying groceries...)
Everyone you know hates you because of a nasty rumor that started up. then you get in a car accident losing you legs and arms xp
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:04 pm
Hehe, now I can have someone to wait on me hand and foot, and the next time I see the losers who said crap about me, I'll ask them if they have a personal servant and a hot physical therapist taking special care of them.
You were driving on the highway with the window down, and a deer runs into you car and explodes on impact into the car all over you. (this actually happened to a dude on a highway near where I live, lol)
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:04 pm
Well now Bambi doesn't have to cry about his mother. Now he can be sad about himself.
You get thrown on a convarer belt and get pushed into a toothpaste tube.
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:24 am
At least now I can make fun of people that smell nasty.
You were pushed into a human-sized blender.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:29 pm
I might've been pushed into a blender, but now I get to be dreamy Brad Pitt's next snack ^.^
Someone pushes you off a cliff and you hit every rock on the way down.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:13 am
Where would I get a better rollercoaster ride for free?
Your house explodes in a huge atomic accident.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:56 pm
Now my mom can build her dream house.
The rapture comes tomorrow.
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