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 Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:37 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:14 pm
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-Frequently wears black clothing.
[DUH!]
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
[*nods* Most of the time actualy]
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
[I'd be murdered by my Army dad.]
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
[Erm..Not that I can think of]
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
[....I dunno.....]
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
[Yup.]
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
[I guess so....]
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. [Please....Now we can't play sports!]
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
[*nods*]
-Takes drugs. [no]
-Drinks alcohol. [no]
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. [depressed]
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
[uh.....no]
-Complains of boredom.
[HELL YEAH!!]
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
[A TON!]
-Is excessively awake during the night.
[YUP!]
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
[Hm..Depends how bright it is.]
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
[Well...Most 15 year olds do.]
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
[Yup...]
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
[Um..I just like the quiet.]
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
[Um....NO FREAKING, DUH!!!!!]
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
[Some of em.]
-Misbehaves at school.
[Um...yeeaah.]
-Misbehaves at home.
[Sometimes.....*coughs*]
-Eats excessively or too little.
[Erm....Depends really..Sometimes I'll eat a cow, others hardly a piece of cheese.]
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (*Remark: it's Count Chocula, not Dracula, idiots.)
[HEY! Count Chocula's good! (my 4 year old sis loves it.)]
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
[Um....I sliced open my thumb, and sucked on it...]
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
[T.V!!!]
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
[*Nods really hard*]
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
[YEAH!]
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
[OH YEAH!! HEADBANGER! Is the Rock on symbol with your index, and pinkey Satanic?]
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
[Erm...I thought it was anyway, but it wasn't]
-Expresses an interest in sex.
[Erm.....No I don't think so.]
-Masturbates
[At the moment..I can't remember what that means.]
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
[HELL NO!]
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
[*shrugs*]
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
[I have a few, I neva wear any though.]
-Claims to be a goth.
[Erm....Yeah..I wouldn't be here if I didn't]
I got 23 1/2 I might have mis-counted though.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:13 pm
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What the hell. I'll take it.
More about Veru than you ever wanted to know...
-Frequently wears black clothing.
Only when I'm off work.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
I haven't worn a t-shirt in ten years.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
Generally, no. It takes an hour to put that stuff on and another half-hour to wash it off again.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Usually I wear crosses. Oh, the irony.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Hell no. Not even my ears are pierced.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Is Etheric anti-social?
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
The entire academic community is comprised of goths!
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
I'll have to answer no to this, since I never had an interest in these things.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Death involves Satan? Well, I guess anyone who dies is going to hell!
-Takes drugs.
Sure. Aspirin, Tylenol, you name it!
-Drinks alcohol.
The entire population of Britain is now gothic.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
I'd like to know what a biochemical desease has to do with being goth. Are people automatically goth if they suffer from multiple sclerosis, epilepsy, or any other illness that affects brain function?
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
No, it's a coping mechanism for people who are desperate to distract themselves from mental anguish.
-Complains of boredom.
Not really. I'm pretty good at keeping myself entertained.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Insomia is now gothic. So is chronic fatigue syndrome. And remember, kids, you're going straight to hell if you catch mono!
-Is excessively awake during the night.
It's called having noisy neighbors.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
So... anyone with lupus or severe migraines is goth?
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Define 'unusual.'
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
I'd have to, since I live alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
...Or it could be that they want to do their homework.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Seeing as all my friends are adults, I'll have to answer no.
-Misbehaves at school.
Hell no. That'd be a waste of tuition.
-Misbehaves at home.
No... seeing as my parents didn't define independent thought as misbehaving.
-Eats excessively or too little.
So you're gothic if you can't afford groceries?
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (*Remark: it's Count Chocula, not Dracula, idiots.)
lol lol lol
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Ick, no. That's a great way of catching nasty deseases.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
I don't own a TV.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Omg, Gaia is goth!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Hey, I get paid for excessive internet use!
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
So... are you gothic if you have an epileptic seizure while music is playing?
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
I don't dance.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
I was raised in a 'dangerous cult religion.'
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Well, I have a 'do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup' sticker...
-Claims to be a goth.
Not really. Other people are free to draw their own conclusions.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
...Because straightjackets and force-feedings are sure to straighten them out!
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:55 am
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:18 am
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Mina Lilith -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.-Takes drugs. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom.-Sleeps too excessively or too little.-Is excessively awake during the night.-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.-Spends large amounts of time alone.-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little.-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (*Remark: it's Count Chocula, not Dracula, idiots.) -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth.
If it's bolded, I got it.
That's 19.
But plays RPing Video games, Is Homosexual, Shows an intrest in magic...
That means the LARPers are goths!!! |
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:48 pm
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Hrm lets see:
-Frequently wears black clothing. Actually dark Blue and grey....
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish. Black eyeliner sometimes!!
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.Don't wear an ankh, but I do want one^^
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. w00t. Only have ear piercings, but when I move out, I am getting most of my ears pierced. I want so many tattoos it is pathetic!
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) Sometimes ^^
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.Scary, that is what is me.... I don't like church, or many sports....
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. xd that is me!!!
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) I use a rubber band when my wrist feels itchy....
-Complains of boredom. every single freakin day!!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. too much ^^
-Is excessively awake during the night. You should see me on summer break!
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.) dude, i just like being alone....
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little. YUMMY FOOD!!!!
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (*Remark: it's Count Chocula, not Dracula, idiots.)
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) Blood is tasty ya gotta admit!
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. w00t God of War xd xd
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
Ya know, according to this, all children of America are gothic xd rofl rofl rofl rofl
Wait, isn't Wicca good magic???? eek eek eek
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:43 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:47 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:00 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:10 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:20 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:09 pm
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Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
yes
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
yes
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
no
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
an ankh is satanic?
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
i got one mrgreen
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
i dont like MM. I like other gothic artists though!
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
yes
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
uhh...I like god
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
hmm...last time i thought, people died to go to their god
-Takes drugs.
straight-edge
-Drinks alcohol.
straight-edge
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
no, im happy-go-lucky
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
you mean masochism? nope
-Complains of boredom.
wow...thats satanic stare
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
how does that pertain to the subject?
-Is excessively awake during the night.
yeah, I practice guitar and read
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
i like the light
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
no
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
i read alot
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
i like the quiet, folks
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
yeah....I like alone time with my friends
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
no
-Misbehaves at home.
no
-Eats excessively or too little.
yeah, i've got an appitie
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (*Remark: it's Count Chocula, not Dracula, idiots.)
....
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
..........
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
i like anime network thank-you
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
and?
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
*nod*
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
i've seen christians headbang
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
sorry? whats next? two stepping?
-Expresses an interest in sex.
straight edge
-Masturbates
well thats human
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
i dont like gays, but they like me
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
i didnt think pacifists were dangeorous
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
woe is you
-Claims to be a goth.
no, but im called one
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
19...i must be insane...goes to show how every one but me is sane mrgreen
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