Wouldn't it be neat if... (Spoilers for Shikamaru & Kurenai)

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Captain Verd

Oh, I guess. Exploding in his pants. Unless ninjas learn to j/o the same time regular kids do. MAYBE I JUST KNOW PERVERTED MEN?

THOs = Titty Hard Ons.

That's not what I meant. xd See, there's a difference between being exposed to PORN as a child and well, EXPLODING IN YOUR PANTS in public. >_>; BECAUSE you're aroused. I mean, MY POINT is that arousal happens at different times for different people. Just like breast development. A girl's period... Guy's getting facial hair. We all hit it and different ages. And Shikamaru isn't slow. It's that people are pretty fast... Not only that, but the "NORMAL" range is from 10 to like... 16. So he's not "late." He could even be unusual and not hit those emotions until 17 years. But that doesn't make him ill or weird.

Oh god. I experienced the worst/hottest mental image in my life. >_<;;  

[Captain Verd]

Oh, in public? I just laugh at those dudes. And I haven't seen it happen to anyone since I was like 13.  

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Captain Verd

Oh, in public? I just laugh at those dudes. And I haven't seen it happen to anyone since I was like 13.

You can't usually SEE it. It's not usually that much. A guy will just... well... stroll somewhere and clean it up. Either that or it wasn't enough to be a problem.

It happens just about as often as girls squirt. Don't know if you have that problem. But a lot of girls do.

I don't just mean in public. I'm really uncomfortable talking about Shikamaru ejaculating... >_>;;
But my point was that he hasn't shown signs of AROUSAL. At all. >_>;; Other characters have. Minor arousal can be considered lust.  

[Captain Verd]

Ohhh okay. By explode I figured you meant "Get an erection and j**z in public", which is funny and leaves stains and is obvious and funny.  

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Captain Verd

Ohhh okay. By explode I figured you meant "Get an erection and j**z in public", which is funny and leaves stains and is obvious and funny.

That too. I was being vague, because I want to stop thinking about Shikamaru's... pee-pee. xd

I at least want to stop discussing it. ninja  

[Captain Verd]

WELL ALRIGHT THEN. pirate  

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Captain Verd

WELL ALRIGHT THEN. pirate

So... uh... How are you? xd  

[Captain Verd]

Dammit, I wish you'd said "How's it hangin?" since we're on the subject of my bad humour.  

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Captain Verd

Dammit, I wish you'd said "How's it hangin?" since we're on the subject of my bad humour.

GOD DAMN! xd You're right!

I used to always ask, "HOW'S IN HANGIN'? LONG OR STRONG?" It would crack people up.  

[Captain Verd]

I asked my friend how it was hangin once, and she told me shriveled and weak.  

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Captain Verd

I asked my friend how it was hangin once, and she told me shriveled and weak.

Y-- YEEEP. >O<;;

I would've been slow on the uptake with that one.