Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Kethen]

to donate kethen all their gold (wink wink wink )  

[Duredhel]

To get the Bush's Homestyle baked beans recipe.  

[Missing00]

to get president Bush in for a third election.  

[Darkened Angel]

To keep DA from wearing too much at any given time.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To get mind-controlling devices installed in Condoleeza Rice as well.  

[NickCpointless]

To find a nice retirment home for the emepor (hes gettin old)  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

to make miller lite taste better than bud lite  

[Uncle Choco]

To destroy planet Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.  

[Darkened Angel]

To mug Frodo and steal his ring so that Palpy can screw up the space-time continuum by time-warping Middle Earth troops to their universe.  

[Uncle Choco]

To abduct all the Girl Scouts, convert them to the Dark Side, and go door-to-door across the galaxy selling their evil yet delicious cookies.  

[Darkened Angel]

To raise questions about prejuce within the Empire with the fact that white suits are the majority and black ones are the minority in armor colors.  

[Uncle Choco]

((lol! I love it!))

To bring Reverend Al Sharpton to the Imperial Courts to debate the armor color issue, then realize that there's no point because whatever Palpy says goes.  

[Darkened Angel]

To deny claims of sexist issues when asked about a shortage of female officers with the response of, " Of course we have women. They make the storm troopers. "  

[Nospai Deathous]

To catch some re-runs of Martha Stewart's old shows so they can use tips for refurnishing the third death star to have a more inviting appearance.  

[Darkened Angel]

To blow hundreds of thousands of credits on remodelling their SDs after Vader falls for one of those Feung Sheui (sp?) things.