The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[lnusaysIegasp]

Granted, but now your not getting paid to do it.

I wish I could write as awesome of "granted"s as Fyerluna.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now my ego has been stroked so hard that I can no longer write awesome 'granted's.

I wish I were married to my favourite western comics character, Nightcrawler.  

[Xesca]

Granted, but it ends in a very nasty divorce.

I wish that I weighed 100 pounds again.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now it's in to be three hundred pounds and lumpy.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but now you can't stop leaping.

I wish that I could buy another battery for my laptop. (It dies within 3 hours.)  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but it is radioactive and the American government arrests you as part of their anti-terrorist laws.

I wish I looked like my avatar in the outside world.  

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Granted, but now everyone stares at you thinking your a weirdo.

I wish I finished school and heading off to university/college  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now you are so scared to do it that you can't stop shaking and as such you are arrested for shaking your grove thang in public.

I wish there was no such thing as cholesteral.  

[lnusaysIegasp]

Granted, but now the we would have even worse health problems.

I wish I could draw really well.  

[Death T-2]

Granted, but now you have arthritis.

I wish I had Kaiba in a cage for my enjoyment~~  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but as Kaiba is a surname, the Kaiba in question is Gozaburo.

I wish I never made grammar mistakes.  

[Death T-2]

Gozaburo!! Even better!!!

Granted, but now your reading abilities are down.

I wish people would donate to me.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now your account has been hacked.

I wish I'd managed to twist that Kaiba wish properly.  

[Death T-2]

granted, but now you've run out of imagination.

I wish something fun would happen.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but the shock of something fun happening kills you with a heartattack.

I wish my balonga had a first name.