davil may cry rp( can by gory and violent)

[Zander goldenrod]

*Pull sout a super-natural skatebord* "Hey jester can i skich you?"  

[MissBlackthorne]

'' ueah and get banned for attacking us or swearing'' she smiled. she sped up a little.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

Jester looked in his rearview mirror. His ride was spewing out more smoke than a politician spews hot air, and the guy still wanted to skitch? "Whatever floats your boat..."  

[MissBlackthorne]

'he's dumber than my pet idiot'' kitty laughed.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

"He's dumber than my pet rock!"  

[MissBlackthorne]

''hey don't dis' the pet rock'' kitty said. '' mines an incredibly rare scorpion rock that is easily offended. his name is hershal''.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

"No way! Mine's is Marshall!"  

[MissBlackthorne]

'' hershal will sting people who insult him and they will become gigantic and evil'' kitty said. she looked at the road and the picked up a rock. she then threw it at a lamp post light. it smashed the light.  

[Zander goldenrod]

"u spoke to fast i didnt cach that."  

[MissBlackthorne]

kitty then threw a rock at him. '' i never miss'' she smiled as it hit him.  

[Zander goldenrod]

*Grabs jesters ride* "we doing this or what?"  

[MissBlackthorne]

kitty continued throwing rocks at him.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

(Anyone get the feeling that this is going absolutely nowhere?)  

[MissBlackthorne]

(me! does the walker choose the path or the path the walker?)  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

(You know you're a redneck if you use a barstool as a walker.)