Corrupt A Wish

[Chaotix Bluix]

pathetic_negi_magician

Granted, but there's only 2 rescuers now.

I wish I could exist in 2 places at once.

Granted, but I don't think being sliced in two halves is what you had in mind.

I wish I had a wit of STEEL.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Not only do you have a wit of steel, but you've been turned into a steel girder.

I wish that I could get any single girl I want to go out with me.  

[ArcNeoMasato]

pathetic_negi_magician

Not only do you have a wit of steel, but you've been turned into a steel girder.

I wish that I could get any single girl I want to go out with me.

Granted, but she steals your wallet and runs away!

I wish I was shorter.  

[Harrison Richardson]

(You make this to easy.)

Granted, but you're like a pancake, and everyone steps on you because they can't see you. You have no friends or girlfriends. You try to kill yourself but you can't cause the gun is taller than you.

I wish for 3 uncoruptable wishes.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you have to go through a nearly impossible obstacle course to get them and die from being shot by a rubber ducky in the process.

I wish I could actually complete a pokemon battle without being interrupted by a disconnect.  

[SHS_Smeth]

Granted but you are now cut off by your Gamr cartridge smoking and erupting into flame.

I wish I didn't make this wish.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but a plot hole happens and everything existing previous to the wish is instantly is vaporized.

I wish rice wasn't in a food shortage right now.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but now the entire surface of the planet earth is covered with 50 metres of rice.

I wish that I had a lozenge that actually tasted like f**king cherry.  

[Michael RD]

Wish granted,but then you lose your sense of taste
I wish Konami would make Metal Gear Solid 4 for the Wii  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, unfortunately you need a Atari 2400 controller in order to play it, and even then the game is plagued with bugs that basically make lasting through the first level impossible.

I wish Konoholit Island wasn't so hard to find. (No idea what I'm talking about? Play LoZ: Link's Awakening.)  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but now you're a permanent resident of the island, doomed to disappear when the Wind Fish awakens...

I wish my digital camera worked.  

[Michael RD]

Granted,but it will only work at night
I wish that school was over already  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now you have to repeat the grade.

I wish essays would write themselves.  

[ReD S1X]

granted but you'll get a C-.

I wish my life has no sins at all....  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now a giant moon falls down on you within three days, cleansing you (and the world), of sin... but destroying everything in the process.

I wish I had something better to do than corrupting all these wishes. twisted