Lokuras en la Playa XD (chistes y demas)

[Mecanico]

You should have SEX on days that begin with T:

Thanksgiving,

Tuesday,

Thursday,

Today,

Tomorrow,

Thaturday?

Thunday?

Every Thucking day!  

[Mecanico]

Sex is:

like Nokia (connecting people)

like Nike (Just do it)

like Pepsi (ask for more)

like Coca Cola (Enjoy)

like me (too good to be true) xd  

[Mecanico]

Top 10 Places to have sex:

In your bed

In your parents bed

In a car

On a washing machine, while running

In a hot tub

On a beach, down in the sand

On a comfy couch with the TV on

On a waterbed

A plane bathroom

In the rain.  

[Mecanico]

Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:

In the movies

In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

In front of all of your friends

In a phonebooth

In your best friend's bed

At Grandma's house

At school

In your dirty basement

In the street

ON-LINE  

[Mecanico]

Top three things to say before having sex:

I love you (but only if you mean it)

Rock my world

Let's get ready to RUMBLE... pirate  

[Mecanico]

Top three things NOT to say before having sex:

Is this gunna hurt?

Sure....I've done this thousands of times...

Are you sure it's on there? sweatdrop xd  

[Mecanico]

Top 3 things to say after sex:

Are you sure this was you're first time?

Gotta cigarette?

Wanna do it again?  

[Mecanico]

Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:

That was IT??

I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya

OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!  

[Mecanico]

FALTAN 10 HORAS PARA QUE VENGA GATOGALLO !!! !!! !!!

 

[RoryKenway]

que o kien es gatogallo? no entiendo  

[Sergio_X]

Mecanico

MORALEJA DE LA LOMBRIZ

Cuatro lombrices fueron puestas en 4 frascos separados.

arrow La primera lombriz en un frasco con alcohol.

arrow La segunda lombriz en un frasco con humo de cigarrillo.

arrow La tercer lombriz en un frasco con esperma.

arrow La cuarta lombriz en un frasco con tierra fertil.

Despues de haber pasado un DIA cada una en su frasco...

idea La primer lombriz (en Alcohol) ...........Muerta

idea La segunda lombriz (en humo de tabaco).....Muerta

idea La tercer lombriz (en esperma)...........Muerta

idea La cuarta lombriz (en tierra fertil).........Viva

Leccion aprendida del experimento:

Mientras tomes, fumes y cojas... NO TENDRAS ... lombrices.....

Jajajajajajaja estubo muy bueno tambien las frases para el sexo xd  

[Mecanico]

Zhepar Zorrow EX

que o kien es gatogallo? no entiendo

Una celebridad 3nodding  

[Mecanico]

Sergio_X

Jajajajajajaja estubo muy bueno tambien las frases para el sexo xd

Verdad? 3nodding  

[Mecanico]

FALTAN 9 HORAS PARA QUE VENGA GATOGALLO !!! !!! !!!

 

[Bembo]

Mecanico

FALTAN 9 HORAS PARA QUE VENGA GATOGALLO !!! !!! !!!

jajajaja te la rifaste kon tus chistes bro xd