Lines You'll Never Hear

[Storm TK421]

"Pardon me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon"
~Trooper on a speeder bike along side Luke on Endor  

[Sol Walker]

I love you too.
-Han Solo (He's way too cool for such a corny line.)  

[[HoN] Knives]

Luke not whining.

thats all i have to say  

[Sol Walker]

Anakin not whinning.
Its genetic I'm afraid.  

[Nelowulf]

I'm a Jedi, and that is what I be. But If I were not a jedi, a hover train engineer I'd be. With a chugga chug chug, chugga chug chug, that is what I'd be, with a chugga chug chug, chugga chug chug, and engineer I would be.

- Neb Wulf's answer to the question "Do you ever wish you were not a jedi?"  

[Sol Walker]

"Officer, I'm turning myself in. I can't go on breaking laws any more and I must pay for my crimes. Lock me up and throw away the key."
-Cale Darksun  

[Nelowulf]

"Doctor, I want a castration please."

-Cale Darksun.

((definately a line you'd never hear.))  

[Sol Walker]

"This is almost dumb enough to be philosophy."
-Neb Wulf.  

[Nelowulf]

((I don't get it. His lines are intentionally dumb enough to be philosophy, as that is what he is....))

Hmm.... Flame Job, or semi-nude coworker...

-Cale's thoughts on the ships new paint job.  

[Sol Walker]

((Given Neb's bent to wax philosophical, its ment to sound like Neb disaporves of philosophy.))

"Angel, I think we should see other people."
-Trey  

[Nelowulf]

((wouldn't suprize me if he approved or disapproved. Or both. he has a knack of not giving a damn))

"I'm a virgin."

-Angel Syrica LoP timeframe.  

[Sol Walker]

"I no longer need material possecions my friends. For I have found religion."
-Cale Darksun  

[Nelowulf]

"I lost.... at sabaac...."

-Cale  

[Sol Walker]

"I give a vrelt's a**....about sabacc..."
-Neb
((Ive lost before. happens to everyone.))  

[Nelowulf]

((True, but you don't normally admit it out right.))


Cale: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHhhhh.... Who lives in a red pirate ship Captained by me?

Chorus: Cale Darksun!

Cale: Who's cute and brave and witty as he?

Chorus: Cale Darksun!

Cale: If lootin' and plunderin' be somethin' ye wish!

Chorus: Cale Darksun!

Cale: Then hold out your pockets and be ready for a frisk! Everyone!

Everyone: Cale Darksun! Cale Darksun! Cale Darksun! Caa-lee Dark Suuunnn!


- Shanty aboard the Auric Runner