Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To just attack full force from now on. Being barely able to do anything because ragtag rebels keep picking off smaller assault groups is getting old.  

[ElladanKenet]

To legalize being a rebel, thus defeating the purpose of a rebellion  

[Darkened Angel]

To devastate all their competition in the sales of everything anyone makes, thus dominating the entire galactic economy, and then just buy all the planets legally and rule them normally from there without having to deal with those pesky Jedi.  

[ElladanKenet]

To gather all the galaxy's air, and then charge people to buy enough to breathe, thus creating a monopoly on life  

[Darkened Angel]

To find those kriffing droids they've been looking for.  

[ElladanKenet]

To just shoot all escape pods, especially the ones that have no lifeforms aboard them  

[Darkened Angel]

To take a scheduled break at noon to increase productivity later in the day, further enhancing their combat potential.

To later shoot the barve that switched everything to decaf.  

[ElladanKenet]

To kill whoever came up with the idea of Vader founding the Rebellion  

[Darkened Angel]

To rename the Galatic Empire the Galactic Kingdom, because people are more likely to believe a kingdom is good while an Empire is bad.  

[ElladanKenet]

To kill whoever made the Force Unleashed 8 hours long.  

[Darkened Angel]

To build better superweapons.  

[Black Baoz]

To answer questions like "How many licks to the center of a tootsy pop?" and "Why doesn't the Emperor wear pants?"  

[Sol Walker]

Here's one:
Does the Emperor wear pants?  

[Darkened Angel]

To kill those damn Ewoks after that horrible incident on Endor.  

[Rendin Verta]

To learn Han Solo's treasure hunting alter-ego. ninja