The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[jagged1]

Granted, they make you look like a hobo instead.

I wish my mom would at least THINK about letting me go to AAC instead of saying no outright.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted but the van breaks down on the way.

I wish that I could find a working way to download from NicoNicoDouga. I really want the Japanese Battle City episodes from there.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you get a virus along with it and our whole system crashes and dies.

I wish my aunts would stop going in my room.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, your uncles go into your room in their place.

I wish that my mom wasn't such a pain... and looking somewhere other than over my shoulder. Hi mom.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted, but it turns out she gets abducted by aliens and you are forced to build a UFO to save her.

I wish WoW was working for me again. [Wow...I never thought I'd see the day. ROFL]  

[jagged1]

Granted, it somehow turned into the .hack storylines and everyone is getting PKed and put into comas. You're next.

I wish my friends would stop telling me about their waterskiing falls when they try to convince me to try it.  

[Kaiba]

Granted, they tell you about their friends's unfortunate freak waterskiing accidents.

I wish that people would draw me some seriously sexy Rufus Shinra x Seto Kaiba smut.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted, but some bird flying up ahead in the sky somehow finds a way to raise their young on the picture.

I wish my admirer was on. D:  

[jagged1]

Granted, he tells you he never liked you, it was a dare, they really hate you, and the entire affair is over the internet.

I wish D wouldn't throw me off the cliff anymore.  

[moonlight_peach12]

jagged1

Granted, he tells you he never liked you, it was a dare, they really hate you, and the entire affair is over the internet.

I wish D wouldn't throw me off the cliff anymore.

Granted but instead D throws you off a bridge enjoy lol.

I wish that I could get the courage to tell my crush that I like him since I think he likes me back.  

[jagged1]

Granted, everything goes horribly wrong and you're made a fool.

I wish this mosquito bite on my forehead would go away.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted, but you get another one on your arm and it's even bigger than the last one.

I wish I could cook.  

[moonlight_peach12]

HaWkGiRL

Granted, but you get another one on your arm and it's even bigger than the last one.

I wish I could cook.

Granted but instead you burn the food you cooked.

I wish that could be a dreamseere from X/1999.  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted--you're killed off a few volumes later.

I wish I had my degree already.  

[moonlight_peach12]

Ryu_chan

Granted--you're killed off a few volumes later.

I wish I had my degree already.

Granted but sadly you are only able to get into a community collage instead of a major unniversaty.

I wish that I could meet my favorite J-pop singer Namie Amuro.