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DrunkenStyle
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:07 pm
Marshu
DrunkenStyle
Marshu
DrunkenStyle
Death Lepercon
pirate first post in here!!

WILKOMMEN.

You're gonna have to do some initiations to be truly part of this guild.

First, get me some jailbait boobs.

*bashes in the back of the head* now now thats not how you welcome some one X3

Heyheyhey. I only wanted underaged pornography. What's so bad about that? >:/

oh, well then .....*poofs into a busty loli*
kai sempai *blush blush*

SORRY. YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR ME.

*shot down*  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:22 pm
I think porn is tremendous BYAAA!

jk watching alot of Dave Chappelle.  

ExTERmINATION


DrunkenStyle
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:37 pm
ExTERmINATION
I think porn is tremendous BYAAA!

jk watching alot of Dave Chappelle.

Don't worry I'm watching Dave Chappelle too.

And then I'm gonna watch MORE Dave Chappelle...

and then I'm gonna go to the video store and rent some anime!

and then I'm gonna come back to rent some hentai!!

AND THEN I'M GONNA GO TO THE MOVIES AND WATCH SNAKES ON A PLANE!!

AND THEN I'M GONNA GO TO WORK!!

AND THEN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND I'M GONNA BE LIKE

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:57 pm
Well I planned on going to see Miami Vice.

Then perhaps get some cola to drink...

and then I'm going to go find a seat some where on the left side!

and I'm going to look to my girlfriend and ask her if she wants a sip!

AND Then I'm going to watch the movie and hope I see an explostion!

Then I'm going to take my girlfriend HOME!

And I'm going to drive home, grab my bed sheets and be like BYAAAAAA!

BYAAAAAA!  

ExTERmINATION


Wyndie

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:13 pm
DrunkenStyle
Wyndie
What is it with guys and lesbians rolleyes
Your not going to get sex from them....
....thats why you go to the straight girls to get sex...

what if we abstained? Or all went lesbian?

Then what would you do....

"To the hole in the wall!"

What is it with girls and YAOI? HMMM? Tell me that.

Girls parade around showing off yaoi pics of guy on guy action on Gaia and thinking there's nothing wrong with it in their sig, but they think a guy's a pervert for talking about lesbo sex. Freaking girls I swear. xD

@Ex: LOL I watched that episode. XD BYAHHHHH!!

I wouldn't know...I prefer male and chic relations *thumbs up*

Quote:
hmm...wow, now i know why you wanted to say f-off to him o_O

sweatdrop thats not even half of it...  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:57 pm
I was planning on... cutting myslef because life is pointless.

(Not really)  

azn_richte001


That Hawt Therapist

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:02 pm
DrunkenStyle
Jishomi
you have problems.....dont ya? stare
wanna talk about em?


on another note....why do people like porn?
do they not have a girl/boy friend to love?so they have to jack off to still pictures/movies of girls/guys (that make a fool of themselves) with whom they'd never have a chance with??

WTF is wrong with you people?
the porn'stars' make money off of you by having sex!
it's a total ripoff!

heres a cure to porn addicts!
GET SHOT IN THE CROTCH scream
It may require two people! or three if the addict wants to run way!

This cure was courtesy of G4tv's Splinter Cell Co-op Theatre


edit:

and dont give me this s**t
'sex is a natural part of life, blahblahblah porn is normal then, me a frikin n00blet who needs to be shot in the crotch'
sex is something that should be done when you want to reproduce

and porn is in no way shape or form 'natural' either!
with thier 'toys' and 'leashes' and sluts scream
i especially hate the lesbian/bi/gay stuff, that is throwing the whole natural order away!

It's the same thing nowadays on Tv, there is never a program on tv that NEVER mentions sex/violence/drugs/alcohal being used in a way to be funny
young minds are being taught that sex/drugs/ect. is a good thing or a funny thing to do
WTF is wrong with those tv shows????

OF COURSE sex is a natural thing. But porn isn't. XD Almost all the girls who do porn fake it for the camera.

A lot of people are really tolerant about porn. I have ladyfriends who are straight, but they watch porn if a friend of theirs has it, which happens to be me and a couple of other friends who are more perverted than I am.

THE THING IS, I'm used to nudity. I had to draw naked people all the time. And for an artist, if you're not used to the human body, then you're not that much of an artist.

And it's not a total ripoff for porn stars to get money buy people buying porno. Not a lot of people buy it anyway, it comes from the internet. XD

It's good business, that's the truth. If I had the time and a good publisher, I would make up some hentai doujinshi too. The art team on Gaia did a pretty good job putting food on the table that way. Some people who enjoy porno aren't even sick sick perverts. Unless they watch that animal s**t. Now that's nasty.

And your talk on the media sounds like those really narrow-minded conservative parents who talk about the media, now offense to you. xD

If there wasn't any sex and violence, who would watch TV? xD

There's a lot of other cultures that are totally opposite to "good ol' American family values." A lot of other country TVs have at least a bit more tolerance to sex than America does. I know that a lot of other cultures have fertility festivals, where they're not afraid to show carvings of penises (no one goes around naked, that's too much.).

In the Philippines, in a lot of authentic wood-carver stores, there's carvings of penises and there's a famous toy where there's a man in a barrel and you pull the barrel up and his p***s and his hands spring up xD

Also in Japan, a famous mythical folk animal that everyone's familiar with is the Tanuki, and the Tanuki is always usually portrayed with really big balls, because the Tanuki is also the symbol of verility and fertility.

Does that cover most of what you're talking about? XD

most of it i guess...and more
i'm not gonna care about this subject anymore stare
...except
what about my cure to porn addicts?
do you think that would work xd  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:43 pm
Jishomi
most of it i guess...and more
i'm not gonna care about this subject anymore stare
...except
what about my cure to porn addicts?
do you think that would work xd

What, you wanna come to my house and shoot my winkie?

Wanna come down and shoot it?

Do you have a gun?

Got the balls to shoot my winkie?

BYAAAH!

But really. That's too simple-minded. The stuff about insulting guys who like lesbo porn and the stuff about how all porn lovers should be shot in the balls.

You're gonna need a lot of bullets for that, man. Also you gotta shoot yourself. There is not one single guy who thought about boobs at least ONCE in their life.

And no, I'm not trying to insult.

BYAAAAAH!!  

DrunkenStyle
Vice Captain


That Hawt Therapist

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:48 pm
DrunkenStyle
Jishomi
most of it i guess...and more
i'm not gonna care about this subject anymore stare
...except
what about my cure to porn addicts?
do you think that would work xd

What, you wanna come to my house and shoot my winkie?

Wanna come down and shoot it?

Do you have a gun?

Got the balls to shoot my winkie?

BYAAAH!

But really. That's too simple-minded. The stuff about insulting guys who like lesbo porn and the stuff about how all porn lovers should be shot in the balls.

You're gonna need a lot of bullets for that, man. Also you gotta shoot yourself. There is not one single guy who thought about boobs at least ONCE in their life.

And no, I'm not trying to insult.

BYAAAAAH!!

I have thought about breasts once but...not in a perveted way stare
and...i have time and the patience to shoot everyone in the crotch xd

and that 'getting shot in the crotch is the best cure for porn addiction'
was just something I got from a little show on G4tv

edit: besides, i said 'addict' as in they continuesly put thier lives around porn
like they cant live w/o porn
so...that shortens how many i gotta shoot...by just a little  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:58 pm
Everybody is born with desire. Depending on that desire, they use different method get rid of it for a while till it comes back.

I prefer Yaoi over Hentai or Yuri.
 

Anti-Dri


That Hawt Therapist

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:34 pm
Anti-Dri
Everybody is born with desire. Depending on that desire, they use different method get rid of it for a while till it comes back.

I prefer Yaoi over Hentai or Yuri.


and my method is shooting people in the crotch razz
which i have....done...with a paintball gun however..so no blood was spilt
i think eek  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:04 pm
DrunkenStyle

What is it with girls and YAOI? HMMM? Tell me that.

Girls parade around showing off yaoi pics of guy on guy action on Gaia and thinking there's nothing wrong with it in their sig, but they think a guy's a pervert for talking about lesbo sex. Freaking girls I swear. xD

@Ex: LOL I watched that episode. XD BYAHHHHH!!


I know, girls are such hypocrits, man. |:

I don't watch porn to get turned on.

I watch it because it's COMEDY GOLD. God, seriously. One time, I was watching this guy going at this girl and all of a sudden he started FARTING. And it was so funny because you could tell they were trying not to laugh and the girl couldn't moan properly and. Stuff.

God.

Comedy gold.  

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Anti-Dri

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:25 pm
LOL. I never saw anything like that before  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:33 pm
The Pie
DrunkenStyle

What is it with girls and YAOI? HMMM? Tell me that.

Girls parade around showing off yaoi pics of guy on guy action on Gaia and thinking there's nothing wrong with it in their sig, but they think a guy's a pervert for talking about lesbo sex. Freaking girls I swear. xD

@Ex: LOL I watched that episode. XD BYAHHHHH!!


I know, girls are such hypocrits, man. |:

I don't watch porn to get turned on.

I watch it because it's COMEDY GOLD. God, seriously. One time, I was watching this guy going at this girl and all of a sudden he started FARTING. And it was so funny because you could tell they were trying not to laugh and the girl couldn't moan properly and. Stuff.

God.

Comedy gold.

Dude that reminds me of this one vid, this guy farts on two girls after having a threesome. He gets them while they're tired and out of nowhere his a** jumps like 2 inches from both their faces and blasts a big one. I'm so glad it wasn't one of those wet farts. It was naaassstay.

Oh, and have you seen La Blue Girl? The dialogue is hilarious.

@Jishomi: Ninja please. You gotta admit that you had a BONER at least ONCE in your life. Whether it was thinking about a girl or boobs or maybe a man? ;D Either way, no one is THAT pure.

I remember how people back in middle school used to say the same things you say, how "porn is stupid and for icky perverts"
but then when you grow up you realize you only looked for excuses so you can sound like you're the cleanest person in the world. xD

And trust me, once you get older, like when you hit 17-18, you're gonna look back and be surprised how pervert-tolerant the world seems to you. Unless you live in a secluded town broken off from other American towns and societies.

Also, that G4tv is bad influence to you, son. I prohibit you to watch that G4tv. Bad influence. *wags finger*
[/oldmanlecture]  

DrunkenStyle
Vice Captain


Anti-Dri

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:48 pm
Jishomi
Anti-Dri
Everybody is born with desire. Depending on that desire, they use different method get rid of it for a while till it comes back.

I prefer Yaoi over Hentai or Yuri.


and my method is shooting people in the crotch razz
which i have....done...with a paintball gun however..so no blood was spilt
i think eek
So if you get hungry, I can shoot you in the crotch since you desire food?  
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