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[lurichan]

600 pages of spam... imagine that. rofl  

[Veruniel]

I whapped my dog with a pillow.  

[Veruniel]

A big, stiff pillow, with all the stuffing up one end.  

[Veruniel]

What can I say? He was trying to steal my muffin.  

[Veruniel]

If I'd been any slower, his tongue would have made contact.  

[Veruniel]

And nobody wants a muffin once it's contaminated with fishy dog drool.  

[Veruniel]

Seee, I heard that he'd found a dead fish on his morning walk.  

[Veruniel]

He ate it, of course.  

[Veruniel]

My dad tried to pull him away, but human reflexes are no match for a hungry husky.  

[Veruniel]

That's what Dad gets for walking him on the beach.  

[Veruniel]

So now I have a fish scented doggie to contend with.  

[Veruniel]

He's still hungry.  

[Veruniel]

He's always hungry.  

[Veruniel]

But he isn't getting ANY of my breakfast.  

[Veruniel]

He had it coming...
He had it coming...
He only had himself to blame...