Corrupt A Wish

[darkslasherX]

Granted. You could jump off a bridge...

I wish Starcraft 2 would come out soon.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but you get arrested while camping outside of the gamestore, and in turn contract a deadly disease while in your cell, and die of it before you can get released.

I wish that all the people at my school who are "Oooh, I love anime! I like Death Note, Naruto, and Bleach" would all be sucked into an alternate dimension, never to have them or any trace of them ever return to this dimension.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you're unwillingly sucked in along with them.

I wish I had a Trawl Orb in real life.  

[Michael RD]

Granted,but you will die after you touch it
I wish that SEGA won't screw up the next Sonic game  

[Raike99]

Granted, but it turns out to continue to suck, because it was a Sonic Heroes 2.
-Mighty and Ray were once again forgotten.-
I wish that Long John Baldry didn't die.  

[iOath]

Granted, but you die instead.

I wish I had nothing. Yes, nothing.

 

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. But it turns out nothing doesn't exist, so you get destroyed beyond the subatomic level to make up for the lack of nothing.

I wish that a priori work was good enough to support all of my arguments.  

[A Euphoric Nightmare]

Granted but Priori turns out to be a bad lawyer XD.
I wish my brother would stop breaking my Wii.  

[noigel]

granted but he breaks your ds instead.

i wish a chuahua  

[A Euphoric Nightmare]

granted but it turns out to be rabid and bites you

I wish I would get a gig *concert to play at*  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but nobody likes it and you get booed offstage, leading to the largest riot the city/town you live in has ever seen.

I wish Tales of the Abyss didn't require so much mindless traveling between people in the main storyline.
(especially since it can be well over 5 hours between boss fights at certain points...)  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but now the game suddenly sucks.

I wish iTunes had more of my favorite music.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but iTunes adjusts their prices to $100 per song.

I wish that I hadn't wasted money on the new Mountain Dews... (since they were all dissappointing... sweatdrop )  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted, but now every liquid you can drink taste like dead fish and moldy cheese.

I wish for a wish that does not exist to exist to make up for the wish I have just wished. Also the wish has to take over the world and make the moon cheese, so I can eat it. mrgreen  

[Kunx the Mighty]

I was bored

Granted but the moon stops regulating the tides and destroys cities.

I wish to have THE WORLDS MOST COMFORTABLE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR!!!!

So I got this D: