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 Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:15 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:29 pm
So I am at an Irish Fair today and I call for a ride home but my mom is gone with the car and my brother won't pick me up. It's about three hours before I can get a ride so I decide I might as well try to learn how the buses work and use those. I trek up to a bus stop and a couple minutes later this 50 or 60-year-old man comes and sits next to me. I would like to call him: Bust Stop Raper. Let's take a look at what happened:
"So, uh...you 18?" *scared shitless* "Ummmmmm......no......" "How old are ya then?" *mumbling* "......fifteen...." *thinking, "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME"* "What school d'ya go to?" "CDH......" "Oh! I gotta friend who lives near there. Eleanor, yah, went tuh her weddin'. I dunno what her career is now. That's whatcha know 'bout these things." "....yeah...." "Y'know, I met Bush and the Queen o' England o'er there. That's whatcha know 'bout the Britains and computer engineers." ".....cool....." "I was in the Navy back in 62, yah. Went through Fort Snelling there. That's whatcha know 'bout the army. Ya see those fighter jets ya? They're runned by nuclear rods, ya? My cousin works fer 'em." ".....sweet" "Ya, da bus don't come fer twenty more minutes here." "I was gonna be a engineer when I got the draft. That's whatcha know 'bout them....." *pretending to talk on the phone* "I know yer not 'sposed to smoke at these things. That's whatcha know 'bout the metro system, huh?" *four girls pass and he stares at their asses, I immediately stand up* "That's whatcha know 'bout them....." *my phone rings and it's my mom telling me she can give me a ride.....twenty minutes later.....* "Well, I guess I got a ride here so....it was nice meeting you.....?" *shakes his hand and RUNS away*
(Red is him, blue is me.)
gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:44 pm
I would wait for you...forever ^That's creepy eek
On a sweet a** note - I'm listening to Barbara Streisand and Judy Garland haha. I'm cool. If you would just ask me...
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:46 pm
so that guy's pretty weird, hey? That's whatcha know about that.
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:10 pm
daynaleee so that guy's pretty weird, hey? That's whatcha know about that.
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:12 pm
You should have given that guy your name and address, he seems legit to me.
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:38 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:48 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:51 pm
Today honestly sucked.
I went outside to hang out with friends,
and ALL DAY we kept hearing people
scream nonsense from their car windows.
It was ******** stupid.
I mean seriously, I wanted to have a nice chill day
and people kept being stupid.
I hate it here.
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:00 pm
LEAPIN' LIZARDS!!! I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD!!
I missed you guys so much!! *glomps guild*
Good to be back!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:35 pm
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