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shoki_de_nai

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:24 pm


Sunegami
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Any man stupid enough to talk to a woman on her period deserves to be screamed at. >> Honestly. He's just asking for punishment.


Actually, when I have mine, there's nothing I want more than to be comforted by my boyfriend (well, that and mountains of sugary things). Nothing like a good backrub to take my mind off of how much it feels like I'm being ripped apart from the inside. xp

I get an insatiable urge for all things chocolate...mm...Also, it sucks even more when you've got a nice cold on top of that...ugh...least both are almost over...I think...cold might stick around a bit longer.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:41 pm


The mouse in my house has been caught and evicted. After weeks of frusration he was caught in the bathroom by my dad with a towel after we chased him out of his hiding spot.

The mouse had been running around my house for weeks. Tonight he showed his face in the living room while we were watching a movie.

Bold move my friend but a mistake.

After the movie was over, we waited for him to poke his whiskered face from under the entertainment center. After poking broom sticks and even spraying a can of air freshener, he bolted out from under the center and then went under a side table in the corner. Somehow, he managed to sneak past us after we tried to corner him back there. Mom then saw him run down the hall, he ducked into the bathroom where my dad trapped him. After some running back and forth between hiding spots behind the toilet, he miscalculated and fell into the clutchs of my dad's towel.. He was taken outside and thrown into the field.

Build a better mouse trap. Who needs one? I have my dad.

Hopefully, the mouse won't come back and stay where he belongs.

Kakarotto-san

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:45 pm


NG HAS A GIRLFRIEND.


This girl, 'DinKeto' that i've known for maybe three years, and about six months ago I relized I loved her. I found that I felt perhaps it wasn't a good idea to love her, shes a bit to good for me. However, I fell in loce with her- i check if shes on, i pay $10 a month for an alert on my phone to tell me she's there. My life haults when she's around, and I stop breathing. My cheeks light up, anything bad goes away and I freak out-i'm just so excited to see her. I love her. I thought i'd told her a few days ago-apparently I hadn't, it came as a shock. She hasn't been in relationships before and was a bit nervouse of doing it. I asked her out anyway-told her she could wait to give me a response.

to day?
she said yes!
-explodes.-
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:58 pm


UglyCoyoteNG
NG HAS A GIRLFRIEND.


This girl, 'DinKeto' that i've known for maybe three years, and about six months ago I relized I loved her. I found that I felt perhaps it wasn't a good idea to love her, shes a bit to good for me. However, I fell in loce with her- i check if shes on, i pay $10 a month for an alert on my phone to tell me she's there. My life haults when she's around, and I stop breathing. My cheeks light up, anything bad goes away and I freak out-i'm just so excited to see her. I love her. I thought i'd told her a few days ago-apparently I hadn't, it came as a shock. She hasn't been in relationships before and was a bit nervouse of doing it. I asked her out anyway-told her she could wait to give me a response.

to day?
she said yes!
-explodes.-


Congratulations! biggrin

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:09 pm


yay for NG
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:29 pm


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Any man stupid enough to talk to a woman on her period deserves to be screamed at. >> Honestly. He's just asking for punishment.

Also.....Krissim, if I start bleeding from my dangly bits, you'll be the first to know about it.
It's nice to know if your dangly bits start bleeding, you'll think of me. rofl



Kaky- I hope this field is far from your house. Because if the mouse had found a way in your house once, he probably can just as easily get back in. I know my family will never have to worry about mice. One wouldn't last five seconds in the house with my cat. XD


NG- Yay for love!

Krissim Klaw


UglyCoyoteNG

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:31 pm


Thanks guys. I think she's somone i'll be with for a long long time- I haven't been in a seriouse relationship or had a crush since I figured it out how much I love her. sweatdrop redface all the other relationships-well, i could have left them at any time.Her? No. She says jump I say how high?
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:37 pm


UglyCoyoteNG
Thanks guys. I think she's somone i'll be with for a long long time- I haven't been in a seriouse relationship or had a crush since I figured it out how much I love her. sweatdrop redface all the other relationships-well, i could have left them at any time.Her? No. She says jump I say how high?
Aww, that's so sweet. Now if only I could find a smexy guy like that. I mean I went out and bought a pretty leash and muzzle and everything... maybe its the electric collar that is scaring them all away. emo xd

Krissim Klaw


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:45 pm


UglyCoyoteNG
Thanks guys. I think she's somone i'll be with for a long long time- I haven't been in a seriouse relationship or had a crush since I figured it out how much I love her. sweatdrop redface all the other relationships-well, i could have left them at any time.Her? No. She says jump I say how high?

Welcome to love. whee Best of luck to you.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:13 am


Krissim Klaw
UglyCoyoteNG
Thanks guys. I think she's somone i'll be with for a long long time- I haven't been in a seriouse relationship or had a crush since I figured it out how much I love her. sweatdrop redface all the other relationships-well, i could have left them at any time.Her? No. She says jump I say how high?
Aww, that's so sweet. Now if only I could find a smexy guy like that. I mean I went out and bought a pretty leash and muzzle and everything... maybe its the electric collar that is scaring them all away. emo xd

tsk..you're supposed to use the vibrate before the stimulation

Rainey_angel81


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:21 am


Congrats NG. It's good to hear that you have someone to love you as more than family.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:21 am


I'm not sure how i should feel- shocked by Kriss's collar or shocked more by Rainey's statement. @_@

UglyCoyoteNG


Rainey_angel81

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:22 am


UglyCoyoteNG
I'm not sure how i should feel- shocked by Kriss's collar or shocked more by Rainey's statement. @_@


It was said in a totally non-sexual way... blaugh
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:27 am


Krissim Klaw
Aww, that's so sweet. Now if only I could find a smexy guy like that. I mean I went out and bought a pretty leash and muzzle and everything... maybe its the electric collar that is scaring them all away. emo xd


Oh well now, that sounds like fun. 3nodding

Congrats to you NG, hope you are happy together for a very long time.

Selene Aries


Kakarotto-san

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:43 am


Krissim Klaw

Kaky- I hope this field is far from your house. Because if the mouse had found a way in your house once, he probably can just as easily get back in. I know my family will never have to worry about mice. One wouldn't last five seconds in the house with my cat. XD


If being caught in a towel and then thrown into the field (yes I mean thrown literally..didn't hurt him as seeing he bolted off after landing..) doesn't tell him to keep away I don't know what does.

We need a cat..
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