Corrupt A Wish

[Ten of Hearts]

Granted, but all the stores in the world have just gone out of business.

I wish for world peace.  

[Dark_Dragon_Bagera]

Granted,but the natural order is disrupted by it and the world explodes.
I wish I were in Washington.(boyfriend's there)  

[TKnight99]

Granted but by the time you get there he's in Japan as an exchange student
I wish I had wifi  

[A Euphoric Nightmare]

Granted but when you load google you get 47,982 viruses.

I wish that your mom had a real face XD.  

[SHS_Smeth]

Granted but their faces were ripped off shortly after.

I wish for a pie  

[Deathguiser]

Granted, it is thrown in your face.

I wish I had a very high paying job.  

[SHS_Smeth]

Granted but you got fired 3 seconds later.

I wish I had a better bottle of Vodka  

[Deathguiser]

Granted, you have a heart attack, why? because.

I wish I had a penny, 2 nickels, 375 quarters, and a dollar bill.  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but somebody steals it all... (Not mentioning any names... rolleyes )

I wish I had something to spend all of this money I just "found" on.  

[Deathguiser]

Granted, you spend it at my phony lemonade stand, where I steal your identity, take back my money plus yours, and then I give your identity to a hobo on the streets.

I wish I had a .44 Magnum  

[[Mortal Angel]]

Granted but you forget it's loaded and the saftey is off so when you put it in your holster it blows off one testicle and three toes. JK

I wish I had gotten to stay at someones house and get to play games all day.....sigh....  

[Deathguiser]

Granted. Your mother is now nice.

I wish I had my testicle back, and at least 2 toes.  

[[Mortal Angel]]

Granted, but Felix and Dom from Gears of war rip the other one off and I curb smash your head in. ^-^

I wish I had Xbox Live......and an Xbox 360...  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but you're cursed and every time you touch an XBox 360, it gets the red ring of death.

I wish that girls weren't so damned evil to me whenever they dance with me.  

[Deathguiser]

Granted, but now they all wear chastity belts to prevent nice after parties.

I wish I didn't have summer homework