St. Patrick's Prize Post!*closed*

[NovaNightmare]

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?






A BARBER!!!

 

[NovaNightmare]

beastmistress13

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?






A BARBER!!!

_The_Black_Magic_Bunny_

Wohoo, my lame joke got me a 7.

Prize Number :: 87  

[NovaNightmare]

Frightened Child ::
Dad! Can you close the closet?

Father ::
Why? Anything that can kill you can open that door.

 

[NovaNightmare]

During the ending theme to Cartoon Network's The Grim Adventures of
Billy and Mandy, some strange, somewhat creepy gibberish is heard at
the end. The gibberish played backwards is Maxwell Atoms, the creator
of he show, saying;;
"No, no. This is the end of the show. You're watching it backwards!"



...Sorry if this is boring anyone but I figured these would be better to
read then the word BUMP a million times over...

 

[NovaNightmare]

Little Short Story ::

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy check for monsters
under my bed," I look underneath for his amusement and see him, under
the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's
somebody on my bed."

 

[Thorn apple]

Oh, oh, I has one:

One night, I heard my mom's voice calling from the kitchen, but on my way there I heard her say from the closet, "Don't go in there, honey, I heard it too."  

[NovaNightmare]

The Bad Dream Story ::

"Daddy, I had a bad dream." You blink your eyes and pull up on your
elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness - it's 3:23.

"Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"

"No, Daddy."

The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely
make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room.

"Why not sweetie?"

"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing
Mommy's skin sat up." For a moment, you feel paralyzed, you can't take
your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift...

 

[NovaNightmare]

Thorn apple

Oh nice one >:3

 

[NovaNightmare]

Ophiocordyceps Camponoti-Balzani
- A mind controlling fungus.

The fungus species infects an ant or other insect species, takes over
its brain, and kills the insect once it moves to a location ideal for the
fungi to grow and spread their spores.

 

[NovaNightmare]

The episode The Great Fusilli, is the last episode of Season 1 of Courage
the Cowardly Dog, and it ends with a scene where Courage is basically
controlling the dead bodies of Muriel and Eustace as puppets in attempt
to keep his life with them going. The more you think on the subject, the
more psychological it becomes. This scene implies that after Season 1,
all episodes of the series are nothing but thoughts that Courage is having
in his mind. It implies that Muriel and Eustace truly have died but that
Courage has gone insane and made himself believe they're still alive and
is trying to make us believe that as well...

 

[NovaNightmare]

"Shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."

"That's the sound of people drowning Carl."

- Llamas With Hats

 

[NovaNightmare]

If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down,
they look like they are having a wicked dance-off.

 

[NovaNightmare]

Toy Story had a hooker in it.

 

[NovaNightmare]

beastmistress13

Toy Story had a hooker in it.

_The_Black_Magic_Bunny_

Prize Number :: 83  

[NovaNightmare]

Imagine This:
You are home alone and you sneeze.
Suddenly the phone rings and you answer.
Then someone whispers,
"Bless you," and hangs up.