HEAR YE CITIZENS OF NOSGOTH! (Please Excuse the Cobwebs)

[ArkRaptor]

Aaaand I'm gonna go take a shower
and then probably head off to bed.

G'night everybody.

 

[Seraphim Skye]

Well, Gaia says his name is Freki, but Freki has a twin brother named Geri.
So, since Gaia is lame and didn't make a Geri, I'm calling him Arkyn.

 

[Scrab Demon]

'Night Kitty~  

[Seraphim Skye]

Nite.

 

[ArkRaptor]

*yawn*

Good mornin'.

Lateralus is a good song.

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Pianoface: >8D *runs in and steals her machete and then runs back to give it back* Good morning miss!

Sullivan: -3- I'm going to kill him. *his ears are lopsided today*

Merrival: D8 REE! REE! REE! *arm flail* REEEEE!

What is it Merrival? Timmy's stuck down a well?

Merrival: -3- Ree...

No. Oh wait. Forgot. That's Lassie. Well, what is it Merrival there's a sarafan army approaching today?

Merrival: o3o *considers but then no* Ree.

Sullivan: He lost the flower in his front pocket on his coat. -_________-  

[ArkRaptor]

Oh.....kay.

In other news, my chest really hurts when I inhale.

Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Could be strep. We may need to operate.

Pianocface: 8D Indeed.


Pianoface: -3- You are no fun.  

[ArkRaptor]

No no no. It's the muscles.

My chest muscles have always been killin' me.
But it's even worse today. OWWWW. gonk

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Aww. D: You should get thata looked at by a doctor, that's the obvious reason.

Merrival: *gives an ice pack* Ree? D:

Sullivan: 8D Massage time?!

Pianoface: 8D Maraca time?

-3- The ice pack.  

[ArkRaptor]

I took some Ibuprofen a bit a go,
and it feels better now.

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Merrival: D8 *still wants his flower found*

Sullivan: -3- BLAH.

Pianoface: Gnar. XD  

[X.xtHeMaRcHhArEx.X]

waaaaah it's raaaaning~ and i'm hungry ]:  

[Seraphim Skye]

News? No news? Need help with the news?
Why is that word so weird when I actually think about it?

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

D8 I haven't had anything to report on. T^T There are cobwebs on the file drawer.

Mortanius: o____O I think I saw that spider break dancing in the corner.

Bane: YAY! Break-dancing spiders! Wait...what is this break-dancing?

Don't say dancing. Moe-butt will come in pole dancing again.

Mortanius: D< THE IMAGES! OH GOOD GOD!

Bane: o___< *twitch* I think I saw my life flash before my eyes...

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Hope all abandoned, and not a news team in sight, one News Station will go to the length of time, nature, and balance to bring you the daily needs of your existence.

Circle of Nine News Network. NOW. Here is Madame Hatter.

Good evening. :3 I'm Madame Hatter with the news this evening. Well as everyone knows daylight savings time has gone into affect and the vampire population is...very displeased about that.

We take you now live with Pianoface whom is interviewing several indivudals on it.

Pianoface: :3 Good evening...well, somewhat afternoon still too Madame. It's a rather lovely day if I do say so myself-

Rahabim: *sitting in the lake in the shade* What the hell are you doing?! D< I'm gonna fry soon if you don't hurry up!

Pianoface: Tell me sir, how are you taking this 'spring forward' time zone?

Rahabim: You know, I'm the most sensitive of the vampire kinsmen because our Lord is most sensitive to the sunlight so it burns our skin more so than others. Honestly...I hate it.

Pianoface: D: Terriblys orry about that sir. I do hope you try to stay cool during this warm weather. Back to you madame.

You know, it's odd to see you not pantsing anyone today Pianoface.

Pianoface:
<___< You don't look very trusting...

Anywas lets go to our daily death report! Mortanius.

Mortanius: It's spring-time Madame and you know what that means right?

Um...paying a little person 20 bucks to run on a golf field yelling "They're after me lucky charms"?

Mortanius: Um...No. No Madame. It's allergy season. Which means we could see an influx in deaths this month!

Oh...joy.

Mortanius: D< AW COME NOW! This is my job! I'm the Death Guardian for goodness sakes!

I know...

In other news recent reports of "New" Pillar guardians have been speading across Nosgoth. o.o I wonder what this will bring.

Bane: D8 I LIKE MY JOB! I don't want anyone taking my job!

We'll bring you more on these skeptic developments later on!