St. Patrick's Prize Post!*closed*

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Come at me bro,
I'll turtle slap the crap out of you

 

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In 1994 Los Angeles police arrested a man for dressing as the Grim
Reaper - complete with scythe - an standing outside the windows of
old people's homes, staring in.

 

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The Air Umbrella.
No plastic canopy.
Just a curtain of air to keep you dry.

Who would trust this to work?

 

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I thought opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do,
but she just screamed ad flew out the plane.

 

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Rainbow Pasta

Boil pasta and strain, put 20 drops of coloring and 2 tablespoons of water
in different zip lock bags, portion pasta in each one and let sit for at least
a minute. Then rinse in cold water once again, and serve.

 

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This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is 'funny and spontaneous'.

Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed
as a clown, it I all panic and screaming.

 

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Spiders Are Nerds

A true fact about spiders I thy can't run for extended periods of time
because they have asthma. All spiders are nerds, even tarantulas.
Have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? I doubt it. Spider
flashing his cash in the club? Nope. Spider pulling up beside you
at the lights in a Lamborghini? Never happened. They've got so
many eyes because they love reading, nerds, all of them.

 

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Fire glass produces more heat than real wood, and also is environmentally
friendly. There is no smoke, it's odorless and doesn't produce ash. You
are able to stay toasty warm without cutting down trees and the specially
formulated glass crystals give off no toxic deposit.

 

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If you love something, set it on fire
If it...
No wait is that right?
Crap!
Be right back.

 

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Okay 6, I about had it with you >.>

 

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Clown-spiders
Because clowns and spiders aren't terrifying enough on their own.

 

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beastmistress13

Clown-spiders
Because clowns and spiders aren't terrifying enough on their own.

_The_Black_Magic_Bunny_

Page Numbers Won On :: 63x2 , 64
Prize Numbers Requesting :: 87 , 83 , 76  

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I don't trip.
I do random gravity checks.

 

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Y.O.L.O.

Unless you a zombie.

 

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☐ SINGLE

☐ TAKEN

☒ I am a unicorn, I don't date humans