St. Patrick's Prize Post!*closed*

[NovaNightmare]

Shaved Guinea Pig = Baby Hippo

 

[NovaNightmare]

beastmistress13

Shaved Guinea Pig = Baby Hippo

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Page Numbers Won On :: 63x2 , 64 , 65
Prize Numbers Requesting :: 87 , 83 , 76 , 73  

[Pharoah Lavone]

*bleats*  

[Pharoah Lavone]

I seriously can't even handle my signature.  

[Pharoah Lavone]

Have any of you even met another goat fur?  

[NovaNightmare]

Pharoah Lavone

It has been forever seen I seen that thing.  

[NovaNightmare]

If you're going to be weird, be confident about it.

 

[NovaNightmare]

Lasagna: Really just spaghetti-flavored cake.

 

[NovaNightmare]

Did You Know?

The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of
misunderstood starks who just want to cuddle.

 

[NovaNightmare]

Three 1's in a row... wow.

 

[Thorn apple]

A nightmare of you, of death in the pool
Wakes me at a quarter to three
I'm lying on the floor of a night before
With a stranger lying next to me
A nightmare of you, of death in the pool
I see no further now than this dream
The trembling hands of a trembling man
Hold my mouth to hold in a scream  

[Pharoah Lavone]

beastmistress13

Pharoah Lavone

It has been forever seen I seen that thing.

Right?!
I randomly found it again the other day.  

[NovaNightmare]

Pharoah Lavone

Yea I remember seeing it everywhere then suddenly, Poof no more of him.  

[NovaNightmare]

Things To Do In An Elevator

1 ) Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall without
getting off.

2 ) Greet everyone wit a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.

3 ) Meow occasionally.

4 ) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:
"You're one of them!" and back away slowly.

5 ) Say DING at each floor.

6 ) Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.

7 ) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce that this
is your personal space.

8 ) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him / her on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

9 ) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

10 ) Call out a group a hug, the enforce it.

 

[NovaNightmare]

A lady asks a man at a bar what he was drinking.
"Magic beer," he says.
"What's so magic about it?" she asks.
He gets up and flies around the room.
The lady says, "I'll have what he's having." Then she climbs to the roof,
jumps, and falls to her death.
The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Superman, you're such a
jerk when you're drunk."