Nelowulf
((inspiration strikes!))
From beyond the cave of death, one must cross the gourge of eternal peril....
Master Windu: Look! Its the Gorge of eternal peril! Legend has it that a bridgekeeper stands guard and asks you five.
Sir Plo: three sir.
Master Windu: Three questions. If you answer correctly, you will be allowed to pass. answer incorrectly, and you will fall to your doom.
(since my memory fades what exactly happens, we shall have sir kenobi volunteer first...)
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Kenobi: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Kenobi: My name is Sir Kenobi of Coruscant.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Kenobi: To seek the Holocron.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Kenobi: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Kenobi: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Anakin: That's easy!
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Anakin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Anakin: Sir Anakin of Tatooine.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Anakin: To seek the Holocron.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the Jedi Code?
[pause]
Sir Anakin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Anakin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Sir Yoda: Sir Yoda of Coruscant.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Yoda: Seek the Holocron, I do.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your species?
Sir Yoda: Whill... no Tera...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Sir Yoda:: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
Master Windu: It is 'Windu', Master of the Jedi.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Master Windu: To seek the Holocron.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the name of Fett's ship?
Master Windu: What do you mean? Boba or Jango?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Plo: How do know so much about Bounty Hunters?
Master Windu:: Well, you have to know these things when you're a Master, you know.
From beyond the cave of death, one must cross the gourge of eternal peril....
Master Windu: Look! Its the Gorge of eternal peril! Legend has it that a bridgekeeper stands guard and asks you five.
Sir Plo: three sir.
Master Windu: Three questions. If you answer correctly, you will be allowed to pass. answer incorrectly, and you will fall to your doom.
(since my memory fades what exactly happens, we shall have sir kenobi volunteer first...)
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Kenobi: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Kenobi: My name is Sir Kenobi of Coruscant.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Kenobi: To seek the Holocron.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Kenobi: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Kenobi: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Anakin: That's easy!
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Anakin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Anakin: Sir Anakin of Tatooine.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Anakin: To seek the Holocron.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the Jedi Code?
[pause]
Sir Anakin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Anakin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Sir Yoda: Sir Yoda of Coruscant.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Yoda: Seek the Holocron, I do.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your species?
Sir Yoda: Whill... no Tera...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Sir Yoda:: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
Master Windu: It is 'Windu', Master of the Jedi.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Master Windu: To seek the Holocron.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the name of Fett's ship?
Master Windu: What do you mean? Boba or Jango?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Plo: How do know so much about Bounty Hunters?
Master Windu:: Well, you have to know these things when you're a Master, you know.
Anakin: This is the end for you, my master.
Ben: * cuts off one of Ani's arms *
Anakin: Agh! You'll pay for that. * swings *
Ben: * cuts off Ani's other arm before he lands the blow *
Anakin: AGH! Fight fair, you cheater! * kicks *
Ben: * cuts off the leg Ani kicked with *
Anakin: * hopping on 1 leg * Gagh! You cheater! You're a coward for not fighting fair!
Ben: * cuts off Ani's other leg, Ani falls to the ground, Ben walks off *
Anakin: GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!