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So maybe Cale can outdraw the fastest blaster this side of the Rim, but can he do THIS: http://www.ifilm.com/player/?ifilmId=2700418&pg=default&skin=default&refsite=default&mediaSize=default&context=channel&launchVal=1&data=4~1~10

I feel like singing... So I will. WARNING: COVER YOUR EARS NOW!!!!!



Everything I Do ( I Do It For You ) - Bryan Adams

Look into my eyes - you will see,
What you mean to me.
Search your heart - search your soul,
And when you find me there, you'll search no more.

Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for.
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for.
You know it's true,
Everything I do - I do it for you.

Look into your heart - you will find,
There's nothin' there to hide.
Take me as I am - take my life,
I would give it all - I would sacrifice.

Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for.
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more.
Ya know it's true,
Everything I do - I do it for you.

There's no love - like your love.
And no other - could give more love.
There's nowhere - unless you're there.
All the time - all the way.

Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for.
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more,
Yeah, I would fight for you - I'd lie for you.
Walk the wire for you - yeah, I'd die for you.

Ya know it's true.
Everything I do. Ohhhhhhh, I do it for you.

One of my friend's multi-random sig lines is funny:

Even if you woke up in an anime, or fell through the looking glass into an anime, or even walked through the wardrobe into an anime, Inuyasha still would not have sex with you.

All these came from other people, so yeah...

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HOW s**t HAPPENS

1. In the beginning was the Plan.

2. And then came the Assumptions.

3. And the Assumptions were without form.

4. And the Plan was without Substance.

5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

6. And the Workers spoke amongst themselves saying, "It is a crock of s**t and it stinks."

7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell."

8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

10. And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

11. And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "It has very powerful effects."

13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

14. And the Plan became Policy.

15. And that is how s**t happens.

hi guys sorry ive been away for a while miss me xd

I have a three charecter monolouge (sp.) that I have to have memorised by wednesday.

i'm back obviously. and i made a new pic:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Nospai/PMD/shocktrooper2sketchcopy.jpg

iunno. i still need a break from it...