August 2009: Nightmare Box!

[Cactuar Koi]

*gasp as i throw a pumpkin* I don't know what your talking about!
What have I done? What have I done? How could I be so blind?
All is lost, where was I? Spoiled all, spoiled all...Everything's gone all wrong! gonk < cause it's a sadder song at the moment!
((You know which one this is... right? :3))  

[Fate Seven]

*snatch the mic* Your out of tune, it's like this :3

What have I done? What have I done?
Find a deep cave to hide in, in a million years they'll find me  

[Cactuar Koi]

*smacks with you with a guitar as the mic flies through the air i catch it* Woopsies! I do believe all the blows to the head have left you tone deaf! ;3

Only dust and a plaque! That reads, "Here Lies Poor Old Jaaaaaack"  

[Fate Seven]

*equips hearing aids and clothesline Koi as I grabbed the mic* Your score's low in this karaoke!

"But I never intended all this madness, never, and nobody really understood, how could they?"  

[Cactuar Koi]

*twitches on the floor while mumbling...*
That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great! Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?  

[Fate Seven]

*steps at you while singing* :3
Well, what the heck, I went and did my best, and, by god, I really tasted something swell.  

[Cactuar Koi]

And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky!
*pops up grabbing your foot and throws you against a wall as the mic falls into my hand*
And at least I left some stories they can tell, I did! ;3  

[Fate Seven]

*stomps at your foot five times and grabs the mic while doing a peace sign*
And for the first time since I don't remember when, I felt just like my old bony self again! ;3

(Where 100 post overtaking the July prize ^^v)  

[Cactuar Koi]

* I round house kick you as Chuck Norris takes the mic from you and hands it to me!*
And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King! That's right, I am the Pumpkin King,*puts hands on hips* ha, ha, ha!!!!! blaugh  

[Fate Seven]

*breaks Chuck Norris' neck and and kicks you in the shin*

*gets megaphone* twisted

And I just can't wait until next Halloween
'Cause I've got some new ideas that will really make them scream  

[Cactuar Koi]

*shakes Chuck Norris then turned smacking you upside the head with a rotting pumpkin!* >:3
*stands on a soap box and sings dramaticly* And, by God I'm really gonna give it all my might! *realizes that i just stepped on Chuck Norris' hand* Uh oh, I hope there's still time to set things right.... *turns and takes off running* Sandy Claws!  

[Fate Seven]

*kicks you in the shin and stuffs your mouth with the rotting pumkin*
*grabs the mic and picks a new song*

Well, well, well, what have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Oh, I'm really scared....  

[Cactuar Koi]

*spits it out at you then grabs the mic while i swiftly kick you across the face*
So you the one everyone's been talkin' about!? Ha ha ha ha! ;3  

[Fate Seven]

*gets Ipod and tapes the headphones on you and selects Miley Cyrus' songs*

*snatches the mic*
You're jokin', you're jokin', I can't believe my eyes  

[Cactuar Koi]

((AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY BRAIN!!!!!! *rips off headphones while pulling out a handgun and shooting it till i run out of ammo then toss it into a fire pit*))

You're jokin' me, you gotta be! This can't be the right guy!

*kicks you were the sun don't shine and grab the mic* ;3