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NovaNightmare generated a random number between 1 and 7 ... 6!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:40 pm
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes:
"Man, you're such a Cheetah!"
And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever.
 
NovaNightmare generated a random number between 1 and 7 ... 7!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:43 pm
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The cremated remains of missing socks.
  

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NovaNightmare generated a random number between 1 and 7 ... 7!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:45 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:46 pm
Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
A: Wherever you left it.  

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:52 pm
A woman and her friend were walking one day when they saw the woman's husband coming out of the flower shop with a bundle of roses.

"Oh, Lord," the woman said, "my legs are gonna be in the air for three days."

Her friend asked, "Well, why don't you get a vase?"  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:53 pm
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The cremated remains of missing socks.



Page Numbers Won On :: 63x2 , 64 , 65 , 66
Prize Numbers Requesting :: 87 , 83 , 76 , 73 , 71


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Page Numbers Won On :: 63x2 , 64 , 65 , 66x2
Prize Numbers Requesting :: 87 , 83 , 76 , 73 , 71 , 68  

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NovaNightmare generated a random number between 1 and 7 ... 3!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:57 pm
Fun Fact:
The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.
  
NovaNightmare generated a random number between 1 and 7 ... 2!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:59 pm
Prank Idea ::
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news room.
Harass the weather man. Nobody at home will know why he's
freaking out.
 

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NovaNightmare generated a random number between 1 and 7 ... 2!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:06 pm
I wish I had a cute laugh or one of those laughs that make other people
laugh but I sound like a hyperventilating walrus with asthma.
  
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:08 pm
What kind of sick person puts a zebra in a coloring book?

Time to shine >:3
 

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NovaNightmare generated a random number between 1 and 7 ... 4!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:10 pm
Stay off the tracks.
They are only for Trains.
I you can read this, you're not a train.
 
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:17 pm
There are devilish thoughts even in the most angelic minds.
  

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NovaNightmare generated a random number between 1 and 7 ... 6!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:19 pm
What If...
One day you randomly wake up as a baby and realize that your
whole life was just a DREAM?
 
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:21 pm
Did You Know...

The cartoon "Ed, Edd n Eddy" was created on a dare.
 

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NovaNightmare generated a random number between 1 and 7 ... 2!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:32 pm
What if when you dunk a cookie in milk and see bubbles come up
its the cookie trying breathe and really you just drowned a cookie
and you're a murderer.
  
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