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 Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:07 pm
Nelo: Now...everything tastes a little like Aldaron....
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:37 pm
*to Cale*
Rain: Corellian a**, its what's for dinner.
*open to interpretation*
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:40 pm
Rain: * to Cale * And here I was hoping you'd be bigger, especially in the place that counts.
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 9:44 pm
*response to rain*
Cale: And I thought you'd be better, especially in the room that counts.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 10:07 pm
(( Cont. ))
Cale: But it doesn't matter. I'm not into women anyways. Where's Rak? I wanna make sure he'll still be able to make our date tomorrow.
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 10:23 pm
Cale: I think I'll star in Mission: Possible.
*Jumps on Vohprah's hovercouch*
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:47 am
( Clone troopers marching to battle )
Clone Commander: Knick knack patty whack give a dog a bone!
Clones: This old man came rolling home!
Clone Commander: He played five! He played six!
Clones: He played knick knack with my sticks!
Clone Commander: Knick knack patty whack give a dog a bone!
Clones: This old man came rolling home!
( Alternate reality, Luke encounters Darth Vixen )
Darth Vixen: Luke, I am your girlfriend. Join the Dark Side, or else we can't see each other anymore.
Luke: I dunno. I mean, I got Jedi school, exams are coming up soon, and I gotta work on my speeder...
( Aboard the 2nd Death Star, before the BoE and all that )
Palpy: Hmm... I got an idea.
Vader: What is it, my master?
Palpy: Call the Agency, and ask to hire 47 to eliminate Luke, Leia, Han, and the walking carpet. I hear he's good. Real good.
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:38 pm
(( A star wars parody of the Army's candid, C-130. ahem.))
Clones running in unison at the stromtrooper academy.
LAAT flying down the strip,
Seventh Air Corps on a one-way trip!
Strap up, suit up, shove 'em through the door,
Count to three and and prepare for war!
If my pack don't light up bright,
I got a grapple hook by my side,
If that thing should fail me too,
Look out ground I'mma comin' through!
When I get to corellia's hells,
I should see Baron Fel,
And to him I probably will tell,
At last I finally see you in hell!
Oo-Rah!
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 5:15 pm
*In Band of Vode*
Omicron: Hey guys Im here
Theta: Where the hell were you?!
Omi: ........Sleeping
Theta: For 40 pages?!
Omi: ........Yes.........I was tired.
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 7:30 pm
( Also in Band of Vode )
Nelo/FP/Cale [Anyone of them]: (( Wow. This thing's moving fast. ))
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:17 am
FP in Line's You'll Never Hear: That actually happened at one point, DA. Member Raxus Prime?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:38 pm
((Scene from Cale Darksun: Rogues in Tights))
Kelrek Solms: Sire, I have news!
Drako Prime: It's not bad news, is it? You know I can't take bad news. I had a good night's sleep, I had a good B.M. I don't wanna hear any bad news. So tell me, what kind of news is it?
Solms: Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad.
Prime: [shouts] I knew it! I knew it would be bad news. [fries random minion in anger, then pauses] Wait, maybe if you were to tell me the bad news in a good way, it wouldn't sound so bad.
Solms: [thinking] Bad news in a good way...hmm...
[begins laughing his a** off]
Solms: I just saw Cale of Ord Mantell! *heeheehee!* he's back from the wars! *snort laugh* you know- he just kicked the crap out of me and my men*haw-haw hah!* he-he hates you and he loves your brother Novara! *Guffah* He wants to see you hanged! *Laughs hystericaly* we- we're in a lot of trouble! *Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!*
Prime: [furious] Are you insane? Stop laughing! This is terrible news! [zaps another minion]
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:55 pm
(( Cale, you left out this part: ))
Solms: Wasn't your mole... on the other side?
Prime: * shocked * ... I have a mole?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 10:07 pm
((whups. Must've been awhile.))
Cambot[with eyepatch covering camera lense]: This never would have happened if your father was alive!
Cale Darksun: He's dead?!
Cambot: Yes.
Cale: And my mother??
Cambot: She died of pneumonia while - oh, you were away!
Cale: My sister??
Cambot: Died of the hive virus.
Cale: My Nek Pogo??
Cambot: Run over by a juggernaught.
Cale: My goldfish Goldie??
Cambot: Eaten by the Felinx.
Cale: ...My Felinx??
Cambot: Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Cale?!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:49 am
Little Repeater: Cale, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Will!
* Will comes out from behind a tree *
Little Repeater: This is Will Blaster. He's deadly with his vibroknives.
Will: Here. * hands Cale a blaster * I want you to fire a blast, straight at my heart.
Cale: Okay... Bye bye... * fires *
* Will slices with his vibroknives lightning fast, cutting the blast in mid-air, his knives smoking at the end, he stabs them into their holsters, and his pants fall down *
Will: I'm still working on that part. * pulls his pants back up *
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