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 Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:15 pm
((It wouldn't be Little Repeater- It'd be Little Rak. xd ))
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:38 pm
*Han and Gallandro are having their shoot out*
Random Spectator: Up first is Han.
Han Shoots a bullseye taht magically appears.
Hah
Gallandro shoots the same spot.
Han: I lost? im not supposed to lose!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:13 pm
( Cont. )
Han: * having people throw thigns at him for losing, along with beeing booed * Let me see the script... Wait! I get another shot!
Spectator: People, silence, listen! Han has another a shot. Let's give him the chop! * everyone does the chop *
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 10:07 pm
((so...Im nottingham? I dunno. I figured myself to be more along the lines of Guy of Gisbourne))
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:37 pm
Imp Officer: AHA! At last I found you, Han Solo! Now, you are under arrest. Guards!
* a bunch of stormies run in, all in single file *
* Han shoots one from behind an over-turned table *
* the stormies fall in a domino effect and Han escapes *
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:59 pm
Vader to Lando: and why should i be afraid of you?
Lando: because unlike other Baron-administrators, i can speak with a black accent.
((sorry if that offends anyon, couldnt think of any other terms))
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 11:36 pm
(( Enough Robin Hood: Men In Tights lines. ))
Vader has Leia captive. Luke tries to rescue her.
Vader: Come any closer and I'll kill her.
Luke: I challenge you to a battle of wits. * takes the goblets and a thing of poison, then after a few moments, puts the goblets back * Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink.
Vader: Well that's simple. All I have to do is divide what I know of you.
( Short while and long jabbering bout later )
Luke: Then make your choice.
Vader: I choose... What's that over there? * points *
Luke: What? Where? * looks *
Vader: Nothing, nevermind. Let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
* they drink *
Luke: You guessed wrong.
Vader: Nope. I didn't really drink.
Luke: And I'm immune to the poison, which I put into both goblets, ensuring my victory, if you drank like you're supposed to.
Vader: Immune to the poison?
Luke: Yes.
Vader: But what about... THIS? * force chokes Luke *
Luke: * gasping for air * Cheater!
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 11:41 pm
Darkened Angel (( Enough Robin Hood: Men In Tights lines. )) Vader has Leia captive. Luke tries to rescue her. Vader: Come any closer and I'll kill her. Luke: I challenge you to a battle of wits. * takes the goblets and a thing of poison, then after a few moments, puts the goblets back * Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink. Vader: Well that's simple. All I have to do is divide what I know of you. ( Short while and long jabbering bout later ) Luke: Then make your choice. Vader: I choose... What's that over there? * points * Luke: What? Where? * looks * Vader: Nothing, nevermind. Let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours. * they drink * Luke: You guessed wrong. Vader: Nope. I didn't really drink. Luke: And I'm immune to the poison, which I put into both goblets, ensuring my victory, if you drank like you're supposed to. Vader: Immune to the poison? Luke: Yes. Vader: But what about... THIS? * force chokes Luke * Luke: * gasping for air * Cheater! haha I love Princess Bride.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:10 am
((Luke, Jar Jar, Threepio, Han, and Leia getting past the emperor. On a bridge...))
Emperor: Stop! Who approacheth the bridge of death
Must answer me these questions three,
ere the other side he see.
Han: Ask me the questions. I am not afraid.
Emperor: What is your name?
Han: Han Solo.
Emperor:Why have you come?
Han: To destroy the Death Star.
Emperor:What is your favorite color?
Han:Blue.
Emperor:All right, off you go.
(To be continued)
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:20 pm
(( If for whatever reason you don't get it, I'm combining SW and ST here. ))
Stormie: Lord Vader, you're needed on the bridge, Sir.
Vader: On my way. * heads to bridge * Report.
Riker: We failed to prevent the rebels from escaping.
Vader: * Force chokes Riker * Do not fail me again.
Riker: * gasping * Understood, Sir. * is let go, falling to the floor *
Vader: Mr. Crusher, set course for Yavin IV. Warp 8. Engage.
* the Execuprise arrives *
Vader: Red alert, arm foward torpedo bays.
Worf: We're being hailed, Lord Vader.
Vader: On screen.
Yoda: A surpise, this is. Find us, how did you?
Vader: This is the power of the Dark Side. * cuts comm * Mr. Worf, fire photons.
Worf: Aye, Sir. Firing photon torpedos.
( About 10 minutes later )
Vader: Too easy. And here it'd normally take us an entire fleet several hours to destroy a planet. I'm never going back to SDs again.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:56 pm
Jaina Solo: Yes. Zekk is my ********. Get over it Dad.
Han: eek sweatdrop stressed cry crying
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:10 am
Vader: Join the Dark Side, it is your destiny.
Luke: Join the Dark Side... Hmm... But do I want to be a Dark Jedi, or save the world?
* light fades out, spotllight on Luke *
Luke: I see no hear no evil. Black writings on the wall. Unleashed a million faces, and one by one they fall. Black hearted evil, brave hearted hero, I am all I am all I am. I, I, I, I am. Here we go buddy, here we go buddy, here we go, here we go buddy, here we go. Go ahead and try to see through me. Do it if you dare. One step forward two steps back, I'll be there. Can you see all of me, walk into my mystery, step inside and hold on for dear life. Do you remember me, capture you or set you free, I am all I am all of me.
Vader: ... YOU SUCK! Damn musical-loving, spotlight-hogging jackass!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:12 am
Palpantine: Here's the target area.
Vader: That's Corellia, my master.
Palpantine: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go out there to the Rim to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Vader: Master, the Rebels are out there.
Palpantine: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to ice skate... Do I have to think of everything?
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:44 pm
Palpatine: OMG! I HAVE A WRINKLE! * scurries to his room, furiously powdering himself and applying makeup * Can't be dominating the universe unless I feel BEA-EAU-TEE-FUL!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:33 pm
Luke: *Sob sob* I cant belive that my father is lord of the sith, Ben is dead, and that I made out with my sister. Im just so depressed and, and, and- Wahhhhh!
han: Cheer the ******** up you emo sonnava b***h
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