Wish Corrupting~{:B

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

granted but they have equestrian/canine flu

I wish for uh...Rose Red (the movie)  

[MystiBlu]

granted. Wait...ummm the label was backwards. You got RedRose - the tea.

I wish I could speed up time by about 15 months....  

[Lost Retort]

granted, except time speeds up 14 years and then goes backwards so that it still speeds up 15 months, just not the way you want it to. time doesn't like being controlled


i wish that the person below me will get a wish  

[Kitten254]

granted you made her soooo happy she exploded.........

i wish for the movie "Butterfly Effect"  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted; a week from now you will receive a copy of a home-made ( fan-made ) movie called "Butterfly Effect". Did I mention "low budget movie"?

I wish green tea became the universal drink.  

[lespaw]

granted, but the tea is eternally made too strong to drink.

i wish i had a job  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Granted, but it's a job at a glory hole... in the Village, NY!

I wish for more Vodka!
 

[Lost Retort]

granted but it's poisoned


i wish that the earth were clean again  

[Kitten254]

granted but now the oceans are soo clean there dirty...

i wish the own the real version of "The Butterfly Effect"  

[Lost Retort]

ok you can own it, but someone is borowing it from you now and is unlikeley to give it back


i wish for the answer. . . . . . . . to a question  

[MystiBlu]

Granted....the answer is.....Purple


I wish I had a time machine  

[Lost Retort]

how many times have i told you? time doesn't like being controled, but here you go.

lable on the time machine says: for one time use only, very likely that you will get a horrible disease while inside. use at your own risk.

i wish that i will get something uncorrupted  

[killercloud94]

granted, but once you have it for 1 day it gets corrupted. it wasn't corrupted for 1 day!
i wish for nothing and everything at the same time!  

[Toastur]

granted but u die?o-o

wishes for cookies  

[killercloud94]

*comes back to life as a genie*
granted, but someone ate them