HEAR YE CITIZENS OF NOSGOTH! (Please Excuse the Cobwebs)

[lilwriter23]

Cats in general are weird  

[ArkRaptor]

Too true.

 

[ArkRaptor]

HOLY CRAP, GUYS.

I asked my friend who bought me the Bioshock game
why I couldn't play it. Turns out, my computer
is a pile of s**t. She was gonna try and fix it up
with some new parts, but she doesn't have any good spare parts.
So instead, she's just gonna give me a whole new computer.

 

[Seraphim Skye]

Sweet!

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

News. Nosgoth. Nightly. Neatly. NOW.

Good morning/Afternoon everyone!

And a Happy Easter to you! Or if you're any other religious individual in Nosgoth happy...any other holiday to you. Hahah.

There won't be too much news to take up your time today with family and friends...and easter egg hunting with the Easter Rel...or-

Sullivan: D< DO NOT.

Merrival: D< REE!

Aww. But guys. It's easter...

Sullivan: I said NO!

Merrival: D< Ree! *agrees*

Oh all right.

Fabulous news today everyone!

Most recently an exceptional Mom and Pop candy company opened up in Nosgoth this month. You may have or may have not noticed but samples are being given away at the door.

May I present: Nudgel and Todee's Candy Company. Producers of fudge, truffles, caramel toffees and MORE!

Pianoface: o3o Candy eggs and marshamallow peepers as well madame?

Well...I don't know about that but we shall see.

Mortanius: -___- This is a joyous holiday...not a death holiday. I'm a bit depressed.

Pinaoface: :3 Candy Egg? *offers*

Mortanius: *snatches and noms* It leaves a stale taste in my mouth.

Bane: That was a deviled egg looked like. o3o

Pianoface: XD So it was...um...my apologies sir.

Mortanius: D< Come here you little horn faced b*****d! *chases8

Pianoface: MADAME! D8

>o> Mortanius, please. The Death report-

Mortanius: There isn't one because nobody has died today! D<

o3o Oh. well...uh...let's go to our Nature panelists with Bane and Merrival.

Bane: Madame as you can see here there's a lot more animal activity than usual in Nosgoth lately. Perhaps it may be due to the cheery demeanor...or to the fact tha these free samples from Nudgel and Todee's are DELICIOUS! 8DDD

Merrival: *is suckling on candied fruit* >w< Reeee.

Sullivan: D< I FRICKIN' HATE YOU GUYS!

Well make sure everyone stops by Nudgel and Todee's Candy Company today. :3 Happy Easter Nosgothians.  

[Seraphim Skye]

Yay!
Nosgoth finally has a sweet shop!
WOOT!

 

[Sei and Jeff]

Finally! *has been camping outside candy store* Now to gorge on delicious candies!!  

[trash witch]

*smashes down wall*

I HEARD STUFF ABOUT CANDY.

 

[Seraphim Skye]

seineke-pyera

Finally! *has been camping outside candy store* Now to gorge on delicious candies!!

stare
Is this where you've been hiding for the past week?

 

[Sei and Jeff]

Yes? *noms candy*

mmm, candy. Can I give Sulli candy?  

[ArkRaptor]

I WANT TO BITE THE EARS OFF, BUT I CAN'T!

My teeth hurt too much. D:

Got three chocolate bunnies, and it hurts to eat them. D;

I'll just have to take tiny bites at a time...

 

[Scrab Demon]

YES! *finally has her green sugar rats*

*sets to work, biting off the heads first*  

[ArkRaptor]

Sugar rats?

Also, I am sad I missed that April Fool's album on LapFox.

My dad stole the computer before I had a chance to listen to it.

WAS IT SILLY?

 

[Seraphim Skye]

Green rats?
That doesn't sound too good...

 

[ArkRaptor]

D'awww, the art in your signature is cute, Sera.