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 Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:47 pm
It serves them right; I wasn't invited . . . and I happen to be the father of both the bride and the groom, and paid for all the arrangements personally. To top it all off, they both forgot to give me my bowl of kibble this morning. I was one hungry dawg.
The next poster is being punished for "beer on liquor."
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:49 pm
I did not it was the clown I tell you!! cat_gonk
The next person is being punished for drawing on my drawing! cat_emo
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:08 am
i didnot it was the cat
the next person is being punished for breaking the toilet
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:24 pm
It's not broken. Just put a dime in the slot on the door and turn the little knob, and don't be so melodramatic in the future.
The next poster has feet of clay, and needs to add sugar to the lemonade.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:51 pm
what
the next person is being punished for not paying their traffic ticket
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:28 am
You'll have to make me.
The next poster doesn't understand that they can't be my friend simply by asking my mother to tell all the "cute" stories about me.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:44 pm
I'm trying to get a sense of your childhood.
Next person is punished for the whacky library schedules at college.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:57 pm
sorry
the next person is being punished for ruining library books
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:10 pm
It isnt my fault the juice got spilled on them.
The next person is being punished for spilling the juice.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:13 am
You left it on the floor in a crowded room so of course it spilt
the next person is punished for breaking the stereo
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:58 pm
cat_redface opps i didnt kno if u turned it up to maximum it would overload and break cat_sweatdrop srry my bad
The next person iz being punished for crimes against cats cat_scream
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:33 pm
"Baby, you left me defenseless;
I've only got one plea.
Lock me away inside of your love,
And throw away the key.
I'm guilty, of love in the first degree."
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/alabama/love-in-the-first-degree-4197.html
But the next poster keeps missing the litter-box.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:14 pm
i dont use a litter-box i go to the bathroom like a human being
the next person is being punished for destroying the micro-wave.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:38 pm
It wasn't me we were playing a video game when we heard it break
The next person is punished for breaking the tv
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:52 pm
you were the one the threw the game controller all i did was pull it out of the tv
the next person is being punished for cutting my hair while i was asleep
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