Lines You'll Never Hear

[Missing00]

((Right you are Nelo and for that you get this))

*Start of the show*

*Drumroll*
Thrawn: It's the StarWars show!
*Muppet music starts*
Padme and DA: It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the crew on the StarWars show tonight!
MNI and Cale: It's time to put on make up, it's time to dressup right, it's time to raise the curtian on the StarWars show tonight!
FP: Why do we always come here?
Nelo: I guess we'll never know.
FP: It's like some kind of tourture,
FP and Nelo: To have to watch this show!
Everyone: but now let's get things started!
Audience: Why dont you get things started?
Thrawn: it's time to get things started,
Everyone: On the most sensational, inspirational, clelabratonal, StarWar-sasional! This is what we call the star war shooooooowww!
MNI: *Blows horn*  

[Darkened Angel]

Luke: But he just has to be my father, WAAAAAHHH! crying
Yoda: Shut up, you must. Damn emo p***y.  

[Nelowulf]

DV: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: Pfft. Yea right. Your Jedi Mind tricks won't work on me, only money.
DV: I have twenty credits right here in my belt.
Luke: Good enough. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: Who cares? I'll still kick your a**!
Vader: But that means Leia is your sister. You can't have wet dreams about her in a metal bikini anymore.
Luke: What!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!  

[Missing00]

ok let me explain this first...I was watching Animaniacs on Youtube and since then I had the theam stuck in my head, well I started thinking of this guild and I came up with this...sing along if you know the tune.

"We are the Star Wars maniacs!
And we're zany to the max,
so just sit back and relax,
you'll laugh till you collapse,
we're Star Wars maniacs!
Come join the imperial brothers,
and their sister who is hot.
just for fun we run around the Gaia forum lot,
They lock us in the Outer Rim whenever we get caught,
but we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the thought.
We're Star Wars maniacs!
DA is cute and Nelo yaks,
FP packs away the snacks and GA Thrawn plays the sax,
we're Star Wars maniacs!
Palpatine and Vader want to rule the universe.
Good rebels flock together Yaddle whacks them with her purse,
Artoo chases Leia,
and Aalya sings a verse.
Our witers quit we have no script why bother to reherse?
We're Star Wars maniacs!
We have play or pay contracts
we're zany to the max,
there's bologna in our slacks.
We're Star Wars mani,
totally insany,
Jar Jar sucks-aniy,
Star Wars maniacs! those are the facts."

((Stabbs self with light saber))  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

rofl  

[Darkened Angel]

(( He said I'm cute. blaugh ))

( Read this like a rap style song )

Luke: Take out the gun towers. I can't use my Force powers.
Wedge: I have to say " Winch " Now let's head for the trench.
Luke: That was a rather forced rhyme.
Wedge: I can't think in such short time.
Luke: Oh well, down we go. TIEs abound, oh no!
Obi-Wan: Luke, use the Force. Fire without remorse.
Imperial Officer: Sir, our exhaust port is hit.
Imperial Commander: We're doomed. Oh sh- * Death Star explodes *  

[Missing00]

(The unseen scene at the end of RotJ)

Jar Jar: Wesa free!
People: Yay!!!
Jar Jar: Dance, everybody dance!
People: *Dancing* Yay!
Jar Jar: Yaaaaaaayy!
People: *dancing* Yay woohoo!
Jar Jar: Life is gooood.
people: *still dancing* Yay!!!
Jar Jar: This is fun!
people: *doing that jig* Yay!!
Jar Jar: ................My a**s is bleeding...
people: *rush to help...na they keep dancing* Yay!!!
Jar Jar: My a**s is bleeding...
People: *guess what?...dancing* Yay!!!!
Jar Jar: For the love of god and all that is holy.....My a**s is bleed-
People: *dont care and dance* Yay!!!
Jar Jar: *Dies*

(And here is the clip that inspired this insanity.)  

[Missing00]

((..... this thread seems really slow so Im going to resurect it now))

(on the executor)
Engineer: All systems green lord Vader nothing wrong.
Vader: Nothing?
engineer: Nothing.
vader: .....Today has just been so boring, no rebels to kill, planets to destroy, just drifting through space. I wish something would happen.
(Then a noise comes from the back of the bridge and everyone looks around to find a blue police call box that suddenly appeared, two people then come out.)
Rose: I tought you were sending us to the past, this looks like the future to me.
Doctor: Looks can be deceiving, this is the past in a galaxy far far away.
Rose:....Are you telling me-
Doctor: Yes.
Rose: And we're-
Doctor: Yes.
Rose: And that over there, He's-
Doctor: Yes.
Vader:.........Seize them!
(Just then a ship pops up next to the executor and hails them.)
Ship: Uh hi there big...ship thing. Were experiencing engine trouble and we would like some help from you if you would lend it.
Doctor: *Gets away form the imps and goes up to the consle* Yes well who is this and what exactly is your trouble?
Zaphod: You mean you dont recognize my voice? this is the one and only Zaphod Beeblebrox-
Trillian: Get away from that thng. This is Trillian of the Heart of gold and it seems that our Improbability drive is on the fritz.
Rose: What's an Improbability drive?
Doctor: Complicated.
Ford: I think I got it under control.
Trillian: That great Ford Ill try and help, Marvin talk to them.
Marvin: Ok, but I wont-
Trillian: just talk.
Rose: *Gets away from imps* Um hello there.
Marvin: I dont know why they wanted me to talk to you, Ive got a brain the size of a planet and they want me to chat.
Rose: well um.
marvin: Great you hate me, dont feel bad everyone does.
Aurthur: Hey the drive is fixed we can go now.
Zaphod: See ya big guys!
(the heart of gold then turned into a book, then a telephone, then a banana and zipped off)
Doctor: Well it looks like like were done here lets get back to the Tardis.
Rose: Coming.
(Rose and the Doctor get back into the callbox and fade away)
Vader:...............................
Engineer: what just happened?
Vader: Just drift.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

GL: OMG ITS PG 69!!! LOLZ!  

[Darkened Angel]

Any X-Wing Pilot ( while hypering ) : http://lolhyperspace.ytmnd.com/

( If you can't read it, it says " lol, hyperspace " )  

[Sol Walker]

Cale: so, the next Darksun is gonna be some blond pretty boy jedi?
Yeah, I'm cool with that.  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: The Knicks lost, the Easter Bunny isn't real, Santa Claus is dead, and I am your father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOO! If he's dead, how will I get presents this year!? crying  

[[Phantasmic]]

"Luke, I did not use Geico!"
"NOOOOO!!!!"  

[Darkened Angel]

GL: I got an idea! Padme lives, but nobody knows she's Luke's mother, but everybody knows Anakin/Vader is his father.
Random Guy: But isn't that kinda impossible? I mean, people were there, including Obiwan, to see Padme give birth.
GL: ... Crap! That's another 34 hours I wasted on scripts. Okay, Plan B - Recast the entire series with Gungans. People love Jar Jar, right?