Why the guy above you should be arrested

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for smuggling chickens across town in a taxi.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ was arrested after streaking at a Wiggles concert.  

[Henneth Annun]

rofl

^ was arrested for replacing all the chairs in her old elementary school with electric ones  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

XWraith_LordX was arrested for being an accomplice to the electric chair incident.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ was arrested for selling stolen electric chairs.  

[Free the immortal]

^was arrested for destroying the lost city of Atlanta  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ was arrested for taking creepy photos of Santa's knees.  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for selling creepy photos of Santa's knees on a children's web site.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ was arrested for buying creepy pictures of Santa's knees on a website.  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for breaking into the north pole and fondling Santa's knees while he was sleeping.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ was arrested for selling his knee caps as ashtrays in a back alley somewhere in Mexico  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ was arrested for trafficking Mexicans through Texas.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ was arrested for stealing the pants of the Mexicans I brought up through Texas  

[Beatngufan]

^ was arrested for wearing a trench coat at columbine  

[master_maji]

^all were arrested for being an accomplice of greenhouse gas emissions