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 Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:08 pm
Granted, but while you're sitting at home not in school, a meteor lands on your house and you suffer a concusion.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:20 pm
(xD At least I don't die)
=O No wish? I'll choose for you: You wish you had a wish.
Granted! But as soon as you thought of one, someone else from the thread steals it.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:28 pm
ah man I forgot again! crying But you don't have a wish!
You wished for a pie.
Granted, but the pie is thrown in your face and you end up having to clean it off the floor.
I wish I had some oreos to eat.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:39 pm
xD Thinking of a wish for you made me forget to make a wish for myself!
Granted! But you get so excited you stuff yourself and there's no milk to wash it down.
I wish I didn't have to go to bed now ):
(Bye!)
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x- Spazz Muffin -x Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:44 pm
Granted!
But instead everyone else goes to bed and you have no one to talk to ever again!
>33
I wish that my knee wasn't in so much pain.
DD;
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:32 pm
Granted, but now you can't feel it anymore and freak out and get a heart attack.
I wish I could find a good movie to watch tonight.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:55 pm
Granted! You find a four star movie with all your favorite actors and actresses, but just as you get through the opening credits, your cable/satellite/antennae receiver mysteriously fails for the rest of the night.
I wish I had a mechanical pencil with plenty of led/graphite. D:
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:17 am
Granted!
But to acquire all of that lead/graphite you must call on the Lead/Graphite Faerie, who, although she hands out lead/graphite for free, will come and burn any lead you may happen to break accidentally, right at the moment that it breaks.
._.
I wish Barack Obama would win the bid for American Presidency.
DD:
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x- Spazz Muffin -x Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:18 am
Granted!
But he is shot mysteriously on the first night of his job, and America goes ballistic because all other runner-ups are killed as well.
._<
I wish that my room got some sort of AC.
It's too damn hot here..
DD:
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:43 am
Granted!
But the moment after you buy the air conditioner, a design flaw causes it to catch fire and be unusable, so you try and return it but the store has a "no burning items" policy, so while you wait for the fire to go out it catches the store on fire and you get sued.
I wish my singing didn't make people catch fire. burning_eyes
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:53 pm
Granted! Now they just turn to blocks of ice :3
I wish there were more hours in a day. o.O
Edit:
100th Post!
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:00 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, the days become much to long, leaving no room for holidays forever and ever.
I wish my laptop wasn't broken. gonk
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:04 pm
Granted! The computer is intact, but nothing really works. o.o
I wish I had a color named after me =D
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:28 pm
Granted! Only the color is the ugliest thing ever, and if it wasn't named after you it would be named "Omg wtf?"
I wish I didn't have to go swimming today. gonk
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:31 pm
Granted, but you have to go skydiving instead (unless you would enjoy that, in which case...deep sea diving? mountain climbing? lion taming? Whatever doesn't work).
I wish duct tape was really duck tape.
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