Corrupt A Wish

[daynaleee]

Granted, but now you're mad it's not you.
I wish I could pee standing up  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but you just pissed all over yourself.

I wish my ex would get the hell over me!
[You guys dunno her]

 

[daynaleee]

Granted, but now no one likes you.
I wish I had skinnier feet  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but now you can't walk.

I wish my band never broke up.

 

[daynaleee]

Granted, but then it never was...
I wish I could walk anywhere naked  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but you're fugly.

I wish my offline friends would stop trying to get into my pants!
>_<

 

[daynaleee]

Granted, but they all say they did anyway.
I wish I had three lives  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but you died again and again.

I wish I wasn't so flippin' flirtatious.

 

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, but now you keep everything bottled up.

I wish I could get tired.  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but you can't sleep. You stay tired forever.

I wish I knew everyone that had a crush on me...

 

[Sir Shane Nickolas]

Granted, but once you fall asleep, you never wake up.
I wish I was skinnier...

 

[Awsome-Kylee-Cookies]

Granted, now you can't eat without throwing up.
I wish more people loved me. heart  

[etluhcs]

Granted, but they love you only because of your looks.

I wish I had butch friends like me.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

^ granted, but she falls in love with you

i wish i didnt feel like crying  

[Princess Moonbutt]

^Granted but you would never have emotions

I wish I was cute...



Warning:Has homosexual tendencies...which may lead to Hawt man sex.Beware watch a t your own risk and join in if you must!^-^