Single or Taken?

[worm squirm]

i'm totally surprised at the amount of cute girls and boys that are single.
wow.  

[patienceyeah]

i know, right?!
it looks like i have to fix that.
well, i mean, for at least one person.
cuz i hate being single.
i love having someone i can give the world to.

 

[worm squirm]

yeah, iknowright.
i'm the same, but it's bad.
there's no gay people here,
it's horrible.

however
there are twelve churches. neutral  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

oh noz.... the moose has escaped DX!!! Every one watch your parts xD


like wow, i can imaging you really giving to world to someone Oo... i have an over active imagination Oo

would that make me a bad person???

 

[Kaiju Koi]

soundtape

yeah, iknowright.
i'm the same, but it's bad.
there's no gay people here,
it's horrible.

however
there are twelve churches. neutral

It's like that here.
Luckily my best friend/crush ended up being the only other lesbian I know IRL.
XP

 

[patienceyeah]

OH NOES!
MOOSE ESCAPED?!
-covers my personal areas-
OH GOD!
MOOSE IS TOUCHING ME INAPPROPRIATELY!

[[insert text talk meaning to laugh.]]


and I don't mean it literally, but close enough.

 

[worm squirm]

aw man, yeah.
we had RULES in sex ed this year.

THE ONLY LOVE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMEN.
STAY ABSTINENT UNTIL MARRIAGE
RAISE YOUR HAND TO ASK A QUESTION.  

[patienceyeah]

soundtape

aw man, yeah.
we had RULES in sex ed this year.

THE ONLY LOVE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMEN.
STAY ABSTINENT UNTIL MARRIAGE
RAISE YOUR HAND TO ASK A QUESTION.

screwed. no sex?

WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?!

 

[worm squirm]

so when i was little
there was a TV show
and all i remember was the theme song
"ELLIOT MOOSE
IS ON THE LOOSE.
elliot moose.
is on the lose.
eliot mose
is on the LOOSE!
elliot
moose
is
on
the
loose.
elliot, elliot, elliot, elliot"
...
YOU GET THE IDEA.
i totally just started singing that.  

[Kaiju Koi]

soundtape

THE ONLY LOVE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMEN.
.

Well

DUH.

 

[worm squirm]

MOOSE COOKIEZ

screwed. no sex?

WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?!

DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY...  

[patienceyeah]

soundtape

MOOSE COOKIEZ

screwed. no sex?

WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?!

DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY...

OH s**t! this means i get to kiss someone and have another someone take a picture of it, right?!
normally people won't do it!

OMG C'MON PEOPLE! MARRY ME ALREADY!

 

[patienceyeah]

soundtape

so when i was little
there was a TV show
and all i remember was the theme song
"ELLIOT MOOSE
IS ON THE LOOSE.
elliot moose.
is on the lose.
eliot mose
is on the LOOSE!
elliot
moose
is
on
the
loose.
elliot, elliot, elliot, elliot"
...
YOU GET THE IDEA.
i totally just started singing that.

i love you. you know that? i. love. you.

 

[worm squirm]

I WANT A KISSPICTURE.
D:  

[patienceyeah]

soundtape

I WANT A KISSPICTURE.
D:

but yous got one in yer siggy!
I WANT TO BE THAT DAMN BEAR!