Corrupt a Wish 2

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. You don't show up today, or for the rest of the month and get fired. As a result, you end up living on the streets.

I wish that I didn't have to register for classes in person.  

[-2 Z Zelly]

Granted but you have to be there everyday no matter what or you'll get kicked out.


I wish that Something good will happen to the next poster.  

[The_Hbot]

Granted, but something SO good happens to me, that America's economy pays the price. We're all homeless now!

I wish for the holiday season to be stress free!  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted.... but now you're really bored with nothing productive to do or worry about.

I wish my cat was feeling better.  

[The_Hbot]

Granted, so it runs off and joins the circus, leaving you all alone.

I wish I had more Gaia Gold!  

[Michael RD]

Granted,but you can't buy anything twisted
I wish that 120GB Xbox 360 hard drives didn't cost so much xp (plus wasn't there supposed to be a price drop from $180 to $150?Or was that just some bogus rumor?)  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted... but now they're even more prone to the red ring of death and customer service decides to pack it's bags and leave.

I wish I had a stomach of steel.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but the bacteria infested in your stomach acid mutates to a steel-consuming organism, leaving you to melt away in your own digestive juices.

I wish that the Andromeda strain was real and that I'd be able to control it to my will.  

[The_Hbot]

Granted. Oh, s**t!! Thats actually a strain of TESTICULAR EBOLA


I wish that I hadn't just said TESTICULAR EBOLA (LOL)  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. You google image searched it instead.

I wish that all dichotomies were disproven, simultaneously. (paradox, ftw?)  

[The_Hbot]

Granted. Ironically, someone divides by 0 in that same instant creating wormholes to parallel universes, which all get sucked into oblivion, turned inside out, sneezed from God's left nostril, and explode inward...

I wish my girlfriend was using real words right now. LOL  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now you can't understand her, period.

I wish finals didn't suck so much.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. The test is now fun and full of humor, but in exchange for being fun, you'll fail automatically if you so much as smile.

I wish that I wasn't so fickle when it comes to liking girls.  

[The_Hbot]

Granted. Now, u fall head over heels for EVERY girl, thus getting your heart broken MILLIONS of times. Sorry crying

I wish that Metalocalypse was on more often.  

[TyvenRo]

Wish Granted, but they only show the first two episodes from now on.

I don't know if that is good or bad for you...depends how much you love it i guess.

Well. I wish I can memorize this monologue for the play >.<