Hay gaiz

[Samt03]

I am reminded of this thread suddenly: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=12103303  

[QhaZomb]

You guys are terrible, just terrible.

Then again, I'm always makin' dead animal jokes and references...

Whaddaya call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He's not coming when you call.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

I'm running low on dead baby jokes.  

[trash witch]

There's a whole website dedicated to them.

A bunch of shitty ones and repeats, though.

Meh.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

True. I want some unique and fresh dead baby jokes  

[trash witch]

Same here.

:c

 

[Bluetabbycat]

Surely if you guys concentrate hard enough, you can come up with some of your own! 3nodding  

[Chryssta]

What do you call a red stain on a tree?
Dead baby target practice.

What do you call a red stain on the moon?
Dead baby in space.  

[trash witch]

What do you call a roasted dead baby?

Delicious.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.  

[Collarchain]

remind me never to let you guys near my kids  

[Wraith Raziel Vampire]

Clan Leader Raziel

remind me never to let you guys near my kids

Last time I checked, a living baby is not a dead baby. And dead babies are more fun to play with. You can smack them into virtually everything and it makes a new sound each time.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Not only that you can cook them so many ways and make a recipe book out of it.  

[lilwriter23]

Lieutenant Turel

Not only that you can cook them so many ways and make a recipe book out of it.

How do you know this?  

[trash witch]

Dead baby is like the new chuck roast.