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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:19 am
1. Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~ (UNFAITHFUL-Rihanna)
2. Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. (JUST DANCE-Lady Gaga)
3. Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
4. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York! (EMPIRE STATE OF MIND- Alicia Keys)
5. Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
6. Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! (WOWOWEE Theme Song)
7. Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit. (MANNY VILLAR Campaign song)
8. Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you. (I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU-Whitney Houston)
9. Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever. (FOREVER-Damage)

10. Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care. (I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU-Stevie Wonder)

11. Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.

12. Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.

13. Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you.

14. Terminal. Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely.. (TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART)

15. Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly..

16. Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (MAD AT YOU- Neyo).

17. Pikachu. No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu). (MAD AT YOU- Neyo)

18. Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand. (IF I WERE A BOY- Beyonce)

19. River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes. (LOVE STORY- Taylor Swift)

20. Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..

21. Para, Mamang Taxi. I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi. (PAPARAZZI- Lady Gaga)

22. Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight.

23. I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?

24. Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.

25. Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu— Hallelujah.

26. Tagabitbit Putobumbong. Tagabitbit. Tagabitbit. Tagabet bet bet bet bet. Putobumbong. putobumbong. Putobumbong.

27. Kabag Again. Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again.

28. Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong?

29. Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.

30. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro – always be my baby – mariah)

31. The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.

32. Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.

33. Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love.

34. Pacquiao. But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo.

35. Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up!

36. Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam!

37. BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.

38. Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.

39. Lactum. I Lactum move it move it!

41. Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~

42. Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~

43. China. Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.

44. Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye.

45. Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~

46. Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay kooo~

47. What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit..

48. Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.

49. We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time.

50. Little Manuel. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.

51. Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever.

52. Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight!

53. I’m a friend. I’m a friend to fly. and I don’t know why?

54. Korina – Mar Roxas. Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas.

55. MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)

56. Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test.

57. Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he can’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.

58. New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo.

59. Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?

60. Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura? (OMFVillar! WTF! LSS!)

61. Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.

62. p***y Cat. Mag-pussycat! mag-pussycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo pussycat!

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Pag ang kagandahan ay wala sayu , ito ay nasa akin ! hahaha rofl

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:51 am
Merong doctor sa Mental Hospital na nagdrawing ng pintuan sa board..
Tapos cnabi nya nah *Ung sinung unang unang makapasok d2 sa pintuan na toh,siya ang unang unang makakalabas d2* Edi nagtakbuhan cla papunta dun,pero merong isang baliw na naiwan at nagtanong ang doctor *Ohh,bakit ayw mo sumama sa kanila?* Sabi ng baliw *Panu cla makakalabas eh,nasaakin ang susi?*  
PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:03 pm
A girl thinks lol means Lots of Love.
One day her mother died and the girl send a message and it says LOL  

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:04 pm
wohoo!!!
andami nang bagong jokes..
nakakatawa naman basahin..
keep it coming guys...and girls. rofl

 
PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:03 am
Joke! Joke! Joke!  

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:39 am
Kung pwede sana. Iwasan yung joke na may masasaktan. Yun lang po. Maraming Salamat sa inyong oras sa pagbabasa nito!~  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:54 am
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:04 am
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:55 pm
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yan ang tamang joke.  

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:06 pm
Nagtanong ang teacher kay juan
Teacher:juan anung hayop ang nagsisimula sa letter k
Juan:mam kuto po
Teacher:hindi!! nagtatapos ito sa letter w
Juan:mam alam ko na kutow
Teacher:hindi!! Pang lupa ito
Juan:mam alam ko na po kutow lupa
Teacher:hindi!! May sungay toh
Juan:mam dimonyong kutow.  
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:03 pm
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Alam nyo na ngayon kung bakit kame matagal! pitik pitik lang kasi kayo eh.. rofl rofl  

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:03 am
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Alam nyo na ngayon kung bakit kame matagal! pitik pitik lang kasi kayo eh.. rofl rofl

hahaha..
TAMA!!
mas malinis kaming mga babae kaysa sa mga lalaki pagdating sa pag-cr rofl rofl rofl
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:03 am
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Kailan naging Violet ang Blue?
Bobo ba you?xD

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:45 am
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Alam nyo na ngayon kung bakit kame matagal! pitik pitik lang kasi kayo eh.. rofl rofl

hahaha..
TAMA!!
mas malinis kaming mga babae kaysa sa mga lalaki pagdating sa pag-cr rofl rofl rofl
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