Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

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Ask Orochimaru on a date. Orochimaru grinned and said " Sure!" in a high pitch girly laugh. He giggled, and went to go gossip with his friends...  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

And then out of nowere "it" came. . ."it" was actually. . . .  

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Sasukes vibrating underwear!!  

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Then suddenly, Team Gai came in and pointed, laughing at Sasuke. Then Neji tripped and fell on TEnten who fell down. Then Lee tripped over Tenten and Neji and tripped Gai then Team Gai was in a whole big heap. So then...  

[Syndactyly]

Gai threw a tantrum.
Asuma trying to look cool was standing on a telephone pole, but was shaken off by an angry Tenten. scream
This only made Gai's situation worse so he sucked his thumb. surprised  

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So, as usual, Lee copied Gai  

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So they both got in the fetal position and cried for there mommies. Then, to make them look even more pathetic...  

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ALL THE VILLAGE OF KONOHA WAS STARING AT THEM! surprised Gai and Lee were like redface  

[Calm_b4_th_storm]

lets run to the playground and continue sucking our thumbs! so they went when naruto  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

started practising his rassengan on orochimaru than. . .  

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Garra turned into a red-haired zeabra!  

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I'LL SAVE YOU GAARA!!!!!!!Rabid fangirls run to go save gaara...  

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Gaara pooped out a giant sand weasel and it killed all the fangirls in one single blow with it's magnificant tail. surprised  

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But then the sand weasel turned out to be Hinata!  

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She sat there not knowing wat just happened and started to cry.
Naruto walked over and tried to comfort her. She looked into his eyes and started to blush. Meanwhile, Gaara was flirting with Namilyrical. Thay laughed and walked away. While Sasuke's vibrating underwear...