Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Kitsoru]

the girl above me stole my pants!! crying  

[zz1000zz]

The girl above me gave her pants to me of her own free will.

I was wondering why you had no pants.  

[lurichan]

ZZ secretly has a large hord of sashes, devil tails, scarves, and halos that she just doesn't wear on gaia.  

[Veruniel]

lurichan is planning to sell her items for gaia gold, and then offer her gaia gold for real money, and then buy out the universe!  

[lurichan]

ninja ...

Veruniel has a big bowl of soylent green cereal for breakfast every morning with a can of soyent green pop.

"How does it taste?"
"It varies from person to person"  

[Veruniel]

The girl above me thinks she is a ferret.  

[lurichan]

Veruniel teases lamas about their bad hair cut right before throwing them into the volcano as a sacrafice to Pele.  

[zz1000zz]

Luri is really the lovechild of McCarthy and Stalin.

P.S. It is disturbing when somebody's outrageous lie is actually right.

>.>
<.<
^.^  

[zz1000zz]

The girl above me is me.  

[zz1000zz]

The girl above me is you!  

[lurichan]

ZZ has a collection of fruitcakes she's been given over the years and she is slowly teaching them the english language as they gain sentience so that they might one day take over the world.  

[Kitsoru]

luri infested my house with fruitbats!  

[King-Card]

Kitsoru told me that she was going to rape ,me if I didn't donate. crying  

[lurichan]

King Card has bunny wallpaper and unicorn pictures all over his bedroom.  

[Veruniel]

Lurichan still plays with her My Little Ponies.